patrice bergeron

a hockey God. extremely underrated nhl (boston bruins) player. should win the selke every year. talented and unselfish. a true leader. loyal to is team and fans. possibly the most beautiful human being alive. his on-ice performance is exceptional. it is nearly impossible to hate him.

patrice bergeron is perfect.

by hawkey37 June 29, 2015

Brewered

1. To fall short or be unsatisfying

2. To be ignorant of the needs of others

3. To be negatively affected by someone else's lack of intelligence

1. Janet Napolitano went to DC and left Arizona brewered.

2. So the Governor and Republic leadership in the state legislature finally started working together--complete decimation--education and health care just got sooo brewered.

3. That sex left me feeling so brewered that i had to masturbate after.

by bigstrongboy June 26, 2009

The Jordan Breyer

Get Caleb in your room by yourself. Start licking his butthole and performing oral sex while he poops on your face.

Do you have some tic tacs? I just did the Jordan Breyer.

by Jordan Breyer May 5, 2011

Breuers

A Bais Ya’akov High school based in Monsey, New York. Made up of around 100 girls and slowly getting smaller every year. They’re basically a family and if you mess with one you mess with all of them. They can be found at 306 BBQ and evergreen on a Thursday night, in 7-11 parking lot (you can’t see them but they see you), or driving around random streets or parking lots when they wanna shmooze. They’re all gorgeous, brilliant and very frum. They *officially* don’t talk to boys however don’t underestimate their knowledge of Monsey hock because they know everything.

Ohr Reuven boy: hey u seem rlly cool, do u wanna go to 306 at the same time and make eye contact across the room?

Breuers girl: sorry I don’t talk to boys, HMU in shidduchim.

by DRHFTW August 23, 2019

Ms. Brewer

a being with the characteristics of a fat, twitching, infected, unbalanced breast hog with Tourettes. she is a terrible teacher who often contradicts and forgets what she had just said. she will also make weird and random noises and imitate her students speech, scaring everyone in her prescence.

Ms. Brewer had a 2 hour argument with us on why water is or isn't wet.

by ths.exposed December 7, 2018

breer tag

When a victim of a breer punches the perpetrator to enact his/her revenge. 1 breer = 1 breer tag

'Ow what was that for?'
'You breered me! That means i get to breer tag you!'

by breer September 26, 2011

brenden brewer

Another term for sex-God.

See Trevor over there? He's such a brenden brewer.

by BBLover October 4, 2013