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breastimistic

When you're not optimistic or pessimistic and just thinks about boobs all the time.
Me: Are you pessimistic or optimistic?
Him: I'm breastimistic. You see Alice's tits though?
by kooljess702 November 4, 2017
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breastisis

Gangster pimp term for a sexy ladies juicy bouncing breasts.
Your breastisis are my breakfast in the morning. Jay z. Yo blud check out her breastisis
by robot lord February 8, 2014
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Breastival

The Breastival is the never-ending show of awesome titties and juggies and breasties all over the world.
More and younger girls join the Breastival every day, and it is a GOOD thing.
by Jacques Asse June 11, 2009
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breastival

Any recreational or public event or location which possesses a high likelihood of featuring multiple young women prominently displaying their chests.

Often used as an outdoor version of breastivities.
Guy 1: Dude, you going to the class picnic this summer?
Guy 2: Dunno...is it worth it?
Guy 1: Are you kidding? Last year the thing was a total breastival!

College Guy: Hey, it's sunny - let's get out of the dorms and walk around the quad, it's sure to be one heck of a breastival out there today.
by Peter Lorre January 12, 2010
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breasticuffs

Donna solves conflict with breasticuffs.
by Papa Hands October 20, 2021
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Breastivities

The proceedings or events of a social gathering especially for pleasure or amusement in which idealized examples of the female gender is strongly represented.
"My sister's 21st birthday party is this Saturday. Her whole sorority will be there! You coming?"

"No. I have to have dinner with my family."

"You'd rather have dinner with your family than partake in the breastivities?"
by Jocelyn_pinkpassport January 16, 2009
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breastitute

A woman with breasts who allows another person, with breasts or otherwise, to touch, snuggle, slurp, or do some other act with her busom. For payment. The dirty slut!
Dude, Kelly is totally letting Brian feel her up. That lavacious Breastitute!
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