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Bronchitis

Sweet Brown woke up to get a cold pop. Then she thought somebody was barbequin. Then she said, "oh lord Jesus, it's a fire." Then she ran for her life, and didn't grab no shoes or nothin', Jesus. And THEN, she got bronchitis.
"And THEN, I got bronchitis. Ain't nobody got time fo dat!"
by TheCreatorofEverythingSexy September 8, 2013
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Cardiovascular Bronchitis

Cardiovascular Bronchitis formally know as Cardi B is a multi dollar fashion designer and pop singer
Woman: I listen to Cardi B she’s my favorite artist.
Girl: Oh you mean Cardiovascular Bronchitis?
by CardiovascularBronchitis June 17, 2022
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brownchitis

When a person has a deep interest or sexual preference towards Indian or South Asian (brown) individuals. This term should only be applied to individuals who not only have a 'type' leaning towards Indian individuals, but one that fetishizes the culture associated with South Asia.

It is basically like yellow fever but for South Asians specifically.
Guy 1: Yooo that Indian chick over there is fine
Guy 2: Shut up, you think all Indian chicks are hot, you have a serious case of brownchitis
by rosierocker135 May 19, 2019
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Bronchitis diarrhea

When a person is so high they start making zero sense and start talking about two different things that do not go together.
When my husband smokes too much weed he starts talking about bronchitis diarrhea.
by Tmpasunshinegrl June 26, 2021
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Chronic Bronchitis

Chronic Bronchitis is a condition developed from smoking Chronic for a very long time. Some one with Chronic Bronchitis will cough and hack their guts out nearly everytime they take a hit. See Chronic Fatigue.
"My Uncle Bob suffers from Chronic Bronchitis. He can't even smoke a bowl with out almost choking to death"
by JGSR July 22, 2006
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Bronchitis-saurusrex

That long neck dino bitch that I forgot the name of at 2 am. It was the giraffe before the giraffe, so he's a trendsetter. He was a friendly long-necked nigga who ate plants and shit. Have you ever watched the land before time? My boi Littlefoot was a Bronchitis-saurusrex.
Dude 1: I took my kids to the prehistoric museum.

Dude 2: Oh sick, did you see the bronchitis-saurusrex?
Dude 1: Nigga what?!

My boi littlefoot was a bronchitis-saurusrex
by CooNian August 13, 2018
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Bronchitis laff

When you laugh but no noise coming out except for a wheeze and ah dry dry cough. Therefore you suffer from bronchitis laff syndrome.
by eatyossy April 28, 2021
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