braveheart

Probably one of the best movies of all time. Directed and starred in by Mel Gibson, it is a loose biography of William Wallace, the man responsible for scotland uniting and gaining it's independance from england. Trademarks of the movie are William Wallace's half blue/half white face painting at the battle of stirling, and his yell of "FREEEEEEEDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM" after being tortured nearly to death. although there are more than a few historical inacuracies it is an amazing movie that everyone should see.

"Will you stand and fight?!"

"no! we will run. and we will live"

"ay. fight, and you may die. run, and you'll live. at least for a while.
and then, dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!"

-best scene from Braveheart

by WillyWallace September 19, 2007

Brainfart

A gap, interruption, or uncontrolled shift in a chain of thought resulting in a lull, pause, and/or blank stare during oral communication and sometimes involving the loss of short term memory.

Everyone at the meeting waited for Jim's response as he finally snapped out of his odd gaze into an unseen abyss. "Sorry", he said, "I just had a brainfart, what were we talking about?".

by ExecuMutant September 14, 2008

Brainfart

A spontaneous stupid (Stupid the noun, not stupid the adjective) usually accompanied by loss of train of thought and saying something fantastically stupid without realising it.

"Hey, what are you doing?"
"Hold secondary fire and the screen will change"
"What the hell?
"?? Oh, uhh... brainfart"

by Vor the Mighty March 9, 2004

brainfartitis

The sudden stop of brain function in an extreme moment of need.

The student suffered from a severe case of brainfartitis during his presentation in Dr. Bradford's class.

by Dr. Dick Stationary November 19, 2011

Braveheart Moment

The moment that you stand up against what's wrong, where you fight for what's right, and you feel damn good doing it.

Symptoms lead to rubbing face paint on yourself, pacing back and forth while motivating others, and yelling FREEDOM. Often cases, you want to yell this before you beat someone's ass or do something courageous.

"Listen asshole, I'm going to beat your ass!" -Derek

"No... no you won't... not this time... THIS IS MY BRAVEHEART MOMENT, FREEEEEDOM!" -Kyle

*Derek gets his ass beat*

by KyleBrundageNCHS August 22, 2011

bravehearts

masculine guys (straight or gay) who wear kilts or other MUGS (Male Unbifurcated GarmentS)

Did you see that braveheart in the kilt at the mall yesterday?

by theosdad June 14, 2005

braveheart bagpipe

similar to the rusty trombone, when a person is tossing the salad and simultaniously fingering the pussy of the female partner

The other night I meet a girl and later she made me play the braveheart bagpipe

by andy squared October 16, 2003