Taking intoxication to new animalistic levels. A step further than 'Wheritted', but not quite as far as 'Brothers Brandoned'
"Dude, you were Brandoned after that Absolute Chambulls in Voddy Revs last night."
"I did 5 boxes of Country Manor - I was totally Brandoned"
"I did 5 boxes of Country Manor - I was totally Brandoned"
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The Most beautiful man alive, build in the image of Zeus himself. A titan over all men, and a beacon of hope to the world. he is currently single to the mystery of everyone, he will find and smooch you and your mom. look at his luscious locks on twitch
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"Yo, you catch the BrandonDeRealest stream last night?"
"Yeah! Can't believe he's on day 190. Man is crazy."
"Yeah! Can't believe he's on day 190. Man is crazy."
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Brandon said "I lost 40 pounds in the last two months from only getting one hour of sleep per night and eating only two saltines per day, since that's all i can keep down." translation from Brandonese to English: I'm still fat as fuck and although i supposedly joined the best fucking gym in the universe, I will have Pussy dripping off me in no time! uhhhh yeah, i see that happening.
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