Brando

A person, place or thing that wears cargo shorts on a daily basis. Also is the occasional drinker of the beverage known as a “White Claw” on the rocks.

John: Did you see that Brando over there?
Steven: Yeah, he won’t be getting any chicks with those shorts on.

by Jmills April 3, 2020

Brando

A term when something is too cool, normal words can NOT describe: Fucking amazing in every sense.

When you're too cool to use full words to describe or explain

Nicole "Did you make a resi for tonight at TAO"
Natalie "Did you just say 'resi', that was sooo BRANDO of you

Alan "Can someone order me a sammi"
Natalie "Do you mean a 'SANDWICH', stop trying to be so brando Alan"

by nj9876543 December 14, 2018

Brando

noun- A person that breaks your heart and plays with your emotions. Someone who enjoys playing games with women's feelings.

Oh girl he's not worth it, you can tell he's a total Brando.

by brandohater February 5, 2010

Brando

A jerk that doesn't know how to treat girls, most of them are gays and aren't very smart

"Look!, Brando broke that girl's heart."
"He does that to all girls"

by hate him dsajghlkdsñfjn March 14, 2010

Brando

A little scrub who likes sherk memes and sucks sherks ear all the way and loves x rays

Brando is ugly

by Mendo0220 October 23, 2018

brando

A sex god that roams Australia. Women will do anything to get into bed with him.

"brando is the best sex i have ever had"

by smartdictionary September 5, 2009

Brandos

To Fuck the shit out of a women. The use of the Shocker/Punisher. Decendet of Leonidous (from Spartan Legends)

Hey man i totaly brandos that chick last night. Again Brandos will come and destroy all

by BrandosTheSpartan March 22, 2008