Brandon's garage

The coldest place known to man, all the boys slay pussy in the cavities and sometimes you get an eggy cunt who is a pussy trying to fight you. After being in the garage for a while somebody punches a pregnant woman and dies

Salty cunt: you going to Brandon's garage next week
Spik: no I don't wanna die cause I'm a pussy

by Real niggah 123 March 22, 2017

Brandon's Law

"Brandon's Law" is the convention that each individual that consumes a good(s) or service(s) - regardless of whether it constitutes active or passive usage - bears full responsibility of the cost(s) and/or monetary expense(s) associated with consumption of that particular good(s) or service(s). It is attributed to Brandon Patel, undergraduate student and part-time researcher at the Harvard-Smithsonian Center for Astrophysics.

"Because of Brandon's Law, I now have to pay the Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA) the necessary royalties for humming the tune to 'Li'l Jon feat. Ice Cube - Real Nigga Roll Call' during my flight to Los Angeles two months ago."

by Napalm 99 January 18, 2007

brandon’s dick

Really Fucking big

Brandon’s dick: Huge and meaty

Dude #1: dude that ass is huge

Dude #2: Yeah as big as Brandon’s huge cock

by Boba black May 4, 2018

Branden Steineckert

Drummer for The Used,
The best drummer ever to exist, the best drummer in the world, the sexiest drummer ever.

Dude, that guy is SUCH a Branden Steineckert.

by ummmmm47 August 29, 2006

Brandon's dick

Tiny little thing. That can't fit in vagina.

Brandon's dick is tiny. Nobody would want to suck it.

by TheHalfCatracho September 3, 2016

Brandon's trigger

A person named StarryEmo (Starry for short), also known as Purple Kenny, The human embodiment of South Park, and THE Izuru Kamukura Simp.

They are known to harrass the YouTuber BrandonPlaysStuff by trying to bypass his bans and contact him, even though he has told them that he doesn't want to be near them anymore. They have a lot of alts. Geez.

Brandon's trigger has no life.

by nobodyimportantlol March 9, 2022

Brayden's Wrong

something a poopy salty little boy says when he doesn't understand a simple concept

"I'm so hung up on technicalities, I'm right and Brayden's Wrong"

by JustARandomInsignificantGuy April 26, 2022