A SEXY ASS MOTHAFUCKA WHO HAS A UNLIMITED SIZE COCK AND ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYSSSSSSS IS ATTRACTIVE AND IF U SEE A BRANDEN MAKE SURE TO KEEP HIM CLOSE AND LOVE HIM SOOOOOOO MUCH. WOMEN FIND A BRANDEN ATTRACTIVE AND WANT TO GET INTO A BRANDENS PANTS.
by qwedfgbnm,kloiuytfgbnm February 27, 2021
Cool, amazing, generous, sexy guy. Loves to dance to Britney spears or Beyonce! The one with all the new music! A walking celebrity encyclopedia! A guy with a great butt! The one everyone looks forward to seeing! The one everyone wants advice from. The cool guy that everyone likes to be around. The one with FOUR best friends. The short but sexy one. The one I call mine!
by Ricky P. Man December 12, 2010
Branden is simply branden. The only way to identify Branden is as a bolder. Brandens speech is a little off. Kinda. He will never really finish a word. He’ll just add in ja or st to the end of his word. So yah that’s Branden.
by HolyMaster77777 February 12, 2019
person 1: "bro you see that thing in his pants?"
person 2: "Bro that's an intense moose knuckle, must be a Branden"
person 2: "Bro that's an intense moose knuckle, must be a Branden"
by peepeepoos July 4, 2022
by Gughuy July 9, 2019
Branden is really hot and a boy who plays basketball and football and on his free time he enjoys playing the game “fortnite” hes extremely cute in “GREY SWEATPANTS” 🥵🥵🥵 but he’s rather shy and keeps to himself most of the time, he’s not a player really he’s only had one girl friend. a boy with the name branden is most likely to have a twin brother... who is really ugly but the more easy going twin. in conclusion a dumb girl named “aubree” will like him and not know how to get over him.
why is branden so hot in gray sweatpants?
by shhh don’t tell May 15, 2019
evil monster the no taller than 5'11 , mf will use u just to f , likes girls way outta his league , frm grape . likes his d sucky
by yo momma ate that give me November 23, 2021