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Brainpan

The part of the skull that encloses the brain.
Bullet to the brainpan. Squish.
by Skalman January 13, 2010
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Brainshank

Brainshank:
Verb
A form of psychological abuse:
1) an attempt to destroy another's perception of reality or drive insane by manipulating small elements of their environment, and subsequently insisting that they are mistaken or misremembering when they point out these changes.

2) the intent of making a victim doubt his or her own memory, perception, and sanity. Instances may range simply from the denial by an abuser that previous abusive incidents ever occurred, up to the staging of bizarre events by the abuser with the intention of disorienting the victim.

A practical joke, prank

Manipulate, deceive, control
Shane brainshanked me into thinking I’m crazy.
Emily brainshanked Rayetta with a fake snake
by Cosmiccowgirl617 November 12, 2018
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brainparked

An extended period of time when the mind feels blank. No thoughts are going through the mind, but the mind doesn't feel empty either. The term is typically used in past-tense, as an individual can only retrospectively realize that they were brainparked. If an individual realizes that they are in "brainparking" mode, then at that moment they have already left the state of being brainparked.
Sorry, I didn't hear you. I was brainparked for a while.
by onekant October 30, 2011
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Brainsplosion

something either so epic or parodoxical in nature that your mind may as well have just erupted within your head.
Eight years ago Mary was half as old as Jane will be when Jane is one

year older than Tim will be at that time when Mary will be five times

as old as Tim will be two years from now. Ten years from now Tim will

be twice as old as Jane was when Mary was nine times as old as Tim.

When Tim was 1 year old, Mary was 3 years older than Tim will be when

Jane is three times as old as Mary was 6 years before the time when

Jane was 1/2 as old as Tim will be when Mary will be 12 years older

than Mary was when Jane was 1/3 as old as Tim will be when Mary will

be 3 times as old as she was when Jane was born.
...
Brainsplosion
by cmpwksta February 8, 2010
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brainsnap

noun and verb

when you suddenly have a complete psycho and all logical thought and reason takes a back seat to your rage and anger. sudden act of rage, without premeditation.

dangerous and illogical things happen.
"My god, what happened here?"
"Tim brainsnapped and thwacked him"
OR
"Tim had a brainsnap and thwacked him"

Examples:
Smashing a whole cupboard full of crockery on the footpath cos your plate wasnt cleaned properly. (From: He Died With a Felafel in His Hand)
by chuckles mcdagger February 11, 2008
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brainsmarts

the smartness of the brain expressed in one cheerful and hip word.
can also be used in states of sarcasm.
-I failed my science test

- good job brainsmarts
by brainsmartzchild May 18, 2010
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Brainsack

All he ever does is think with his brainsack
by DanyaelDemonic June 7, 2011
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