braincation

A vacation for your brain to escape stress.

Man, the boss is really riding me, sure could use a braincation.

by robo523 January 12, 2009

Brassmates

Brassmates, aka band class mates is the only proper definition to describe the middle school class of 84 because literally eighty nine percent of us are in the band.

- Also we can all speak French and we're the only French class so we speak French solely to confuse the English kids.
" Evil laughter erupts throughout the room "

" walks into band room " " WHAT IS UP BRASSMATES WOO!"
" Me and a couple of my brassmates are going to the mall this weekend, but you can't come because you have never smelled the unforgiving scent of rusty brass tubes and saliva filled spit valves "

by FIDDLESTICKS_IS_A_CURSE September 20, 2018

Braintenance

The act of cleaning out your brain of things that have been bouncing around in your thoughts for quite some time. This happens especially with relationships where you've gone awhile without actually deciding if you are into them anymore or not.

- Hey man, you wanna hang out this weekend?
- Naw bro, I gotta do some braintenance and figure out what the hell I'm doing.

by jbird3030 June 20, 2016

brainrape

To forcefully advise (against their will) a persons or persons. Information to which they would be unwilling to listen to under normal circumstances.

An alternative to Too Much Infomation:

Oh my god, brainrape.

Stop brainraping me dude.

by FuzzBOT September 12, 2005

Brainstem

A state, usually precipitated by drinking and drug use, that approaches catatonia. Although common symptoms are indistinguishable from those of a coma, certain individuals may inexplicably maintain random higher brain functions, such as speech, and sexual ardor. May also be used as an adjective or descriptor.

1. Oh man... stay away from Noodles. He's gone brainstem.

2. That stupid brainstem Billy just tried to grab my boobs!

by dayvudd February 12, 2008

Brainulate

(v) To destroy one's brains

I am literally about to brainulate you at this currentanious momentanious moment in time.

by CSX745 November 5, 2020

Brainage

(Bray-Nidge)

Meaning intelligence. Made popular by the comedy duo Lano & Woodley.

Lano- "...My wallet went down in the plane, jees, get a bit of brainage"

by Jaq_Shawty March 15, 2009