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Baining

A remark popularised in Glasgow made to describe an experience or an object, from which significant enjoyment, and a general feeling of satisfaction, is derived.
Describing an experience or situation

“Double music this afternoon, that’s baining bro”

or, when describing an object

“Nfn lit tea, fortnite n a baining wee ginger cake to cheer is up after a shite day sc snap is"
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braning

Looking away while important things are going on.

Braning can sometimes be warging to other places, animals, or times. It can also simply be navigating to places other than where crucial events are taking place.
Sorry boss, I was braning there for a second. What are the earth shattering organizational changes you were talking about that will impact our bottom line?
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Ape braining

Ape braining is the act of making yourself look dumber than you actually are for comedic effect, this could be done by misspelling words, making intentional grammar errors, or just making very stupid statements.
Yo, why did you say all that stupid stuff, brian?

Ah, I was just Ape braining
by KentuckyFriedHumans June 30, 2020
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brining the turkey

1. Typically occurs when a condom is left in place following a sex act for a prolonged period resulting in a 'pruning' effect of the male member. Intoxication usually precipitates the act of brining the turkey.

2. See soaking. May also be applied to the act of prolonged 'soaking'.
George came home three sheets to the wind and had his way with Betty. Unfortunately, he was so hammered he wound up "brining the turkey".

As he awoke from his drunken slumber George looked down and saw that he had "brined the turkey".
by pruned November 24, 2013
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Brining

When you're so salty it feels like you're pickling yourself
I'm still brining about what that asshole said
by toshkathemarowak August 6, 2017
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High Braining

Someone who sets unrealistic goals.
One who sets to high of expectations.
My Child's always high braining when it comes to what they want to be when they grow up.

My guidance counselor always tells me I'm high braining.
by Robert Michael Hensel April 7, 2008
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Brainiac yack

talk that's pompous and attempting to appear intelligent.
Everything that professor says is brainiac yack.
by LaLaLander17 February 9, 2009
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