Bradistan

Slang for Bradford. used mainly by white people to show the massive amount of muslim/asian people in the community

Another word like this is "pakiford"

Am off to bradistan for a curry.

by Dal205 April 28, 2006

bracism

a belief that a person's use of braces in their source code is the primary determinant of human traits and capacities and that bracial differences produce an inherent superiority of a particular user's brace style.

Tom thinks i'm an idiot because I put my braces on seperate lines. Im sick of his bracism.

by non-bracist August 11, 2006

bradistan

What white people call Bradford because of the large Asian population.

Let's go to Bradistan this weekend - you can pick up a great curry there.

by Jigs got a passport November 10, 2004

Bradistanian

It's a person from Bradford of the Asian Population

Easy my Bradistanian friend

by Lee November 26, 2004

bardism

1: is thinking you're the best at everything, but in actuality, you're horrible at everything and act as a great douche to everyone in the process.

2: blowing off friends in the hopes of shawn white inviting you to go snowboarding.

3: being unliked by over 90% of your school, teachers included.

Man: dude, i hate this on kid, he's such a bard. he even made his own religion, "bardism"

Friend: you mean he always says he can do 540s and dunk, but really can't?

Man: yeah, he's a douche.

by mustangxx251 February 17, 2009

Bradyism

Bradyism is a special type of autisim for only the most bulunt and fully retarded people

Wow that kid is 100% bradyism

That kids such a brady

Wow i went brady for a second

Yeah i have heard about that kid he is so brady

by Intresting name 124 October 1, 2018

Brandism

The religion of Russell Brand or also known as the Russelligion. The genius on legs has FINALLY been awarded what he quite frankly should of had the day he was born HIS VERY OWN BEAUTIFUL RELIGION. citin'. Brandians are the name of his worshipers who take these nine brandmants very seriously.

1. When using everday words you must convert them into a Brand phrase.
eg. 'That is exciting' now simply becomes - 'Citin!!! Also ridiculous becomes ridicularse. etc.

2. Thou shall always buy the right kind of cat food.

3. Thou shall not miss Saturday night mass. (BBC radio 2 show)

4. One must always treat animals fairly.

5. No prisons, punishment is totally conducted by PIN PINing.

6. Thou shall always refer to the Booky Wook if ever in doubt

7. If bookywook is signed thou shall make a shrine to russell (and from time to time collect things he has touched to make a collection of holyness)

8. Hair must be massive at all times. Elnett hairspray shall always be used

9. One must always acknowledge the appearance of new boots.

If any of these brandments are broken and/or disused, one shall be punished by severe PIN PINING and squashing under some holy rootin' tootin' boots.

Viva la Russolution

When one is faced with such questions as -

"whats your religion?"
"what is god"
"what are your beleifs"

One must simply answer, "Im a brandian, Russell brand is my god, And my beleifs are in the Brandism Bible which states that the Russolution is coming, I can feel it in my hair"

by SohoAnn January 22, 2008