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Mother:honey can you fix the toilet I really need to go
Son:yeah I’ll do it tomorrow
Mother:thank you honey.
3 months later
Mother: Whatever ima just shit in this bag till this house smells like moby dicks anal cavity
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Son:yeah I’ll do it tomorrow
Mother:thank you honey.
3 months later
Mother: Whatever ima just shit in this bag till this house smells like moby dicks anal cavity
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