Card boarded

Finding no toilet paper after going # 2. Just cardboard rolls.

Dam man, I had to use my boxers to clean myself after getting card boarded.

by I have all the answers December 15, 2014

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure is a series of Manga that revolves over a family who have have a Jo in the first name and Jo in the last. Craziness ensues. Also, vampires, steamrollers, and magic guardians.

Dio Brando: So, Jotaro. I finally figured out a way to kill you!
*TAKES OUT A HELL OF A LOT OF KNIVES*
Your death will be more gruesome than Joseph's!
ZA WARUDO!

That's Basically how part 3 of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure went down.

by BobDoleX2 February 21, 2007

bizarro world

A world where everything is the exact opposite. Up is down, first is last, good is bad, wrong is right, white is black, logical is illogical, giving is taking, insanity is sane, liberty is tyranny, and vice versa. It's a place where literally, the sky is forest green and the trees are sky blue.

Here at bizarro world, when greeting others we say "goodbye", and when leaving we say "hello".

by xenocryst June 26, 2016

college board

A board of people who are greedy and wish to make money on the notion that all kids will the SATs (they are also in charge of AP testing) In real life they don't give a shit about kids and only use the testing as an excuse to make money by selling stocks. A proof that they are fake is when they decided to make a NEW SAT testing with writing included so that the Universty of California, better known as UCs, colleges would still accept it. Sometimes they may lose your test scores and will not refund you.

College board fucking lost my test scores for the SATs I took in June.

by kakakakakqueen October 23, 2005

Baby On Board

A yellow sign that shit-for-brains drivers believe will cause others to be extra cautious around them. In reality it signifies an idiot that thinks they're special because they have the sign that partially obstructs their vision, whether they have a baby in the car or not. It does NOT mean they are being careful while driving or give a shit about you. It actually can be viewed as a point of reference indicating you're within the vicinity of a fucking idiot behind the wheel.

I sometimes take the opportunity to pull along side of someone displaying a Baby On Board sign to see for myself what a fucking moron looks like. These cretins justify the issue of not allowing some imbeciles permission to breed. Do they actually think anybody gives a shit about their fucking kid?

by Big Ed Moustapha March 2, 2010

What bizarre act is the canine performing?

A phrase used by British people use when perplexed about what a dog is doing.

"Allow me to receive a mint." "Allow me to receive one as well." "let me obtain one as well." "Splendid!" "Jolly good show!" "What bizarre act is the canine performing?"

by sigma sugma September 8, 2021

Tens Across The Board

The act of getting "all 10's" from the judges. The perfect score in a beauty pageant, sporting event, or other judged competition. Being the fiercest queen. The ultimate kiki. Popularized in the film "Paris Is Burning" / 1980's NYC "voguing balls".

Brenda Extravaganza is giving you ghetto realness. 10. 10. 10. 10. Tens across the board!

by mralexgray August 25, 2013