boy band

a worrying bunch of men in their mid 20's who make a living by turning on 6-14 yr old girls and old women.
do you think they score with their groupies? Send for the social workers!

by pees and mash April 24, 2003

boy band

a group of usually 4-5 guys, that get together to try to make the most homesexual music ever.

during a interview with a boy band they the interviewer asked if there was anyone special in their life and they replied, "we already have eachother"

by The Jizz King July 24, 2006

Boy Band

Usually a random formation of homosexual-looking young lads in groups of four or five. Generally organized by overweight older men to satisfy their pedophilic tendencies. Often are confused with talented people.

MTV introDOUCHED another Boy Band on that vile, demonic, 1984-ish TRL.

by Mikey G October 9, 2003

boy band

Any group of five homosexual pedophile men who sing manufactured pop songs about love, romance, why women keep dumping them, and other overrated bullshit targeted towards pre-adolescent or teenybopper girls. Normally, these genetic defects should have had careers in flipping McDonalds burgers, since they can't even play a musical instrument or even read a music sheet if their lives depended on it.

How can each boy band be considered unique if they all look the same, act the same, sing in soprano, are all faggots, will never experience a vagina, and have an average shelf-life of only two years?

by AYB May 26, 2003

boy band

The main reason (next to Reality Shows and Dubya) why the world hates America.I forgot hiphop.

MTV - And for the 100th time this hour, here's the hot video from the new boyband *fill in the blank*.

Osama - Fukkit! Death to the infidels!

by Creamy Goodness February 7, 2005

boy band

An outmoded commodity, popular among the steaming shitpiles of the clueless, brainless,post-orwellian masses in the late 1990s amd early 2000s, that was prefabricated by AR types to fit a narrow set of criteria (ability to look attractive, ability to dance....I think that's it).

The boy band danced on the corspes of the remaining boy bands.

by Sheailee March 7, 2007

boy band

a group of lads- generally about 5, that think they can either sing about love (notice non of them are ever married as such) or can scream down the mic knowing little scrubby shites can wander around in scrubby hoodies preaching how fantastic murderdolls (etc) are HELL YEAH BABY- BONE EM.

by Anonymous May 25, 2003