oxymoron

Two words that contradict each other.

AOL High-Speed

by Kevin November 17, 2003

Oxymoronic

Having a desire for two opposite things.

"Sally wants to get married and have kids more than anything, but her biggest fear is commitment."

"Yeah, I know...she's so Oxymoronic!"

by clovercd April 25, 2009

oxymoron

Two words or phrases with extreme opposite meanings.

Examples:

McDonald's Big N' Tasty
Microsoft Works
Rap Music
Jumbo Shrimp
Plastic Glasses
Peace Force
Good Grief
Personal Computer
Random Order
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More Oxymorons at www.oxymoronlist.com

by Keegster June 12, 2003

loxymoron

Yiddish for "oxymoron" when one is masticating one's morning salmon-flavored bagel.

Despite coming from Joo York City, Jerry woz something of a thick loxymoron.

by destouches December 5, 2004

roxymoron

A person who feels the need to bob their heads in a moronic fashion like the Butabi brothers in "A Night at the Roxbury", every single time they hear the song "What is Love".

"Man, just when I thought it faded, that new cola commercial created another generation of roxymorons!"

by Sasafras67 December 9, 2008

Oxymoron

A rather dumb Ox

That Ox just ran into the wall, what an oxymoron!

by shawn00131 December 9, 2019

Foxymoron

(n)
A woman whose incredibly gorgeous appearance belies her unbelievably dim-witted intelligence.

That bimbo was a foxymoron

by Phow March 19, 2005