A modified version of the shocker where a girl is positioned for doggy style and you put your fingers in just like you're bowling. Middle two fingers in the pink, thumb in the stink.
Bro 1: "how did it go last night with your girlfriend."
Bro 2: "Pretty good, I went bowling at the end."
Bro 2: "Pretty good, I went bowling at the end."
by retardedunicorn March 10, 2014
1) The activity you do after you've done everything else
2) The lazy man's sport
3) The germaphobe's nightmare
2) The lazy man's sport
3) The germaphobe's nightmare
"There are two types of people who go bowling: there are the people that really, really love bowling, and then there are the people that are like 'wouldn't it be hysterical if we went bowling?'"
"Well, we could go bowling...or we could just hang ourselves..."
"Oh, you went bowling? Glad I couldn't make it."
"If you're sweating while you're bowling, you're out of shape. And if you're out of shape and you're bowling, you're probably a professional bowler."
"Here, put on these moist shoes ten thousand people have worn, and stick your fingers in these dirty holes. Now you have the flu."
-Jim Gaffigan
"Well, we could go bowling...or we could just hang ourselves..."
"Oh, you went bowling? Glad I couldn't make it."
"If you're sweating while you're bowling, you're out of shape. And if you're out of shape and you're bowling, you're probably a professional bowler."
"Here, put on these moist shoes ten thousand people have worn, and stick your fingers in these dirty holes. Now you have the flu."
-Jim Gaffigan
by aaargh i am not a pirate April 05, 2011
by JumpMan23 May 20, 2006
by OnelargeKobe October 12, 2016
When someone is laying down on their stomach, and one goes behind the person laying down and acts like the persons ass is a bowling ball and you stick your middle finger in their ass
by lmaohahahaahah May 26, 2020
A game that when planned on being played, almost always results in spending an evening in a bedroom playing Apples to Apples instead.
by IAmBaggadonuts July 09, 2015
A term used by more pristine, professional cocaine users so they don't get caught by non-users when speaking of their drug use. Usually used in the same way the verb bowling (the sport) is used.
"Have you heard? Emily went bowling yesterday after the game! For the first time! She joined with with everyone else that was bowling in the hotel room after the second round" "Awesome! I wish I could've seen it, but I was bowling at Nathan's house last night."
by Drugggoooo November 19, 2018