The Covington Blumpkinator

The action of a person receiving a blowjob and getting their ass hole eaten out at the same time while taking a poop.

Taylor and Katie break down bathroom doors in Covinton High School in order to give The Covington Blumpkinator to their terrified victims.

by 50 Shades of Guff December 9, 2012

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Borington

noun: Describes the city of Burlington, Ontario, Canada more precisely. The name originates from the lack of things to do in the city of over 300,000.

I just got back from Borington, all there was to do was play with hamsters.

by newtdecay February 6, 2008

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A pleasant middle class town on one side. A chavy BNP loving scumbag-filled craphole on the other. This mix of culture creates afluent well articulated people becoming gangsta. Regular haunts include the parks, both by the memorial hall and on Old Dean. Anyone looking for anything to stick up there nose should visit these places first. The mix of culture is leading to a rise in crime in the area with hard working individuals being stolen from by a lazy few. Recently BNP leaflets were delivered around the village and a banner was put up near the pub known as "the half way house". This is where most of these racist douchebags preside. These banners were quickly torn down, however, by two local boys who were disgusted at the behaviour of their fellow villagers. The village is also infamous in local hemel due to the "Bovy Bus". This occurs just before and just after school, and sees a group of young hooligans being transported from Bovingdon to Hemel, or vice-versa. There is a regular struggle for domination over the bus which is currently held by the year 11 students from Hemel School.

A: "Where you going with those racist attitudes and money for drugs?"
B: "Bovingdon, of course"

by Randomly assorted letters May 20, 2010

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Fort Covington

Fort Covington, NY - it's a town just as redneck as it sounds. With one street light, one gas station, one grocery store and one pizzeria, there are plentiful action-packed things to do and see for the 32 people that live in this podunk town. Fifty percent of the locals are above 70 years of age and have never left the town...even for a vacation. The other fifty percent are two-teethed rejects of life that spread their legs for money and live off the welfare system. Yes, this place sure has its charm. Well, no one comes to visit, and those who pass through it barely noticed. The stench of cow shit in the summer may have gotten a passerby's attention, but for the most part - only Indians make their way through Fort Covington, only to go to Canada and smuggle huge amounts of stank weed into the country for double the price. Ahh, the beautiful cow country, dirty Salmon River, and muffin topped ladies pushing strollers of rugrats down Route 37. This town is the pride of the North Country, for sure.

A driver and passenger are cruising down Route 37 and spot a road sign for Fort Covington up ahead.

The car's passenger waits 5 seconds and asks if they had reached the town yet.

But the driver says to the passenger, "Dude, we passed it four seconds ago. Didn't you see that nasty fat bitch licking a custard outside of Leroux's. She's the town judge."

by 12937 November 17, 2010

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