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boutique party

A special event typically not for the faint of heart. A way to party in a way that normal people couldn’t dream of. Like a fancy pants dance.
If you’re fly we will invite you to the boutique party. Only the fly will be there.
by Boatlaunch November 25, 2019
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boutique alcoholic

A Boutique Alcoholic is a kind way to describe a high classed wealthy woman with a drinking problem.

Sometimes it can be used to describe wealthy men with a drinking problem.

Instead of calling a rich person a drunk, a more sophisticated way to say it would be to call them a boutique alcoholic.
"I heard her ladyship is getting her nails done down off Hollywood Boulevard."

"Yeh she is probably hold up at Chateau Marmont Hotel off Sunset Boulevard."
" Oh...is she a boutique alcoholic?"
"Yes darling she is."

"Please there's no need to be coarse." " Don't call him a drunk, he was raised a blue blood." "Henry is a boutique alcoholic"
by Al-Antony Moody March 7, 2016
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Boutique Call

(n.) An after-hours text from one’s boss demanding they return to the office. A professional's Booty Call.

Originated after the French Revolution, when the proletariat was forced to work long hours at the boutique because ownership had been killed by the Guillotine. Today, is often answered by individuals with a crumbling social life or a disturbing obsession with their boss.

Those who respond to a Boutique Call will often matter-of-factly mutter “No emotions, just promotions” before rollerblading all the way back to the office, in decline.
Tom's Boutique Call led to "Quick Fix and Chill" session with his boss, as they watched HR videos and massaged each others' data.
by nolandc October 5, 2019
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Boutique Television

Television that makes the audience feel way more clever than the average viewer.
"I never watch TV but when I do I only watch boutique television like, y'know, Viceland"
by cowellisms November 28, 2016
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Boutique Wife

A woman married to a wealthy man who operates a small retail shop or boutique that consistently operates at a loss, yet remains open indefinitely thanks to her husband's financial support. The boutique functions less as a viable business and more as an expensive hobby or vanity project.
"He's dropping six figures a year so his boutique wife can play entrepreneur three days a week."
by daddyzee December 27, 2025
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Paul's Boutique

A crappy brand of clothing worn only by Chavs. I looks like it was desgined by a 6 year old and is usually worn with another Paul's Boutique item, such as the bag or the shoes or whatever. If you see someone wearing such trash, you will know that they're working their way up to that ASBO!
Chav Girl 1: omg, don't I look gawjuss in my Paul's Boutique jacket and bag and shoes?!

Chav Girl 2: omg yeah! And your leggings go great! Plus, that bun on top of your head is giving you an awesome facelift!
by sideways gary February 8, 2012
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Electronics Boutique

A store that has a big seletion of computer and video games.
Would be a great store, but thier prices are to friggin' high.
I went to electronics boutique today
and saw a used PS1 game for $67.99(canadian).
by person yo-yo September 6, 2003
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