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Somali Bluetooth

When a Somali or other Muslim woman tucks her cellphone inside her hijab so she can talk hands-free. It's like having a bluetooth headset but more stylish.
I was biking today and a woman talking on her Somali Bluetooth almost crushed me with her minivan.
by glork98 November 7, 2012
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Bluetooth Douche

Easily identified as the self-important guy talking to himself as loudly as possible through his bluetooth enabled ear piece. Despite being on the beach, at a movie theater, on a date, in the elevator, or at home in his pajamas he wants people to think he's tech savvy and well-connected. Bluetooth douches come in a variety of forms, from skeezy office guy to overzealous tech geek, the alpha bluetooth douche may also be mistaken for a used-car salesman.
Joe: That dude is trying way too hard to sound important.
Tate: Which guy?
Dennis: The bluetooth douche talking to himself at the end of the bar.
Tate: Ah, the guy drinking the Sapporo who's been trying to pick up the waitress for the last hour.
by Lexcorp February 4, 2008
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Bluetooth psychosis

When a person who frequently uses a Bluetooth device begins to continuously hallucinate that they are on the phone.
My partner wound up being treated for his Bluetooth psychosis which had its origins in his inflated sense of self-importance.
by Dr Bunnygirl January 13, 2019
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Bluetooth psychopath

A person who hacks into an unwitting stranger’s Bluetooth device by clandestinely pairing which he does to obtain personal information about that person.
When I met him and he charmed me with his intuitions about me, I never dreamed he was a Bluetooth psychopath.
by Dr Bunnygirl January 13, 2019
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boceta

A brazilian portuguese slang for vulva, pussy. In portuguese of Portugal, the meaning is completly different: purse, pouch. That slang is very used in theUnited States where there are big colonies of brazilians: state of Massachusets, Newark, NJ, New York City and states of California and Florida.
" She is not so beautiful as her sister, but has a very nice boceta ( or pussy )."

" Ela não tão bonita como a sua irmã, mas tem uma ótima boceta"
by Willhelmina Plowes January 15, 2010
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bluetards

Daughter: "Daddy, what's wrong with those people?"

Father: "Sweetie, they are just a bunch of bluetards. Ignore them and they'll go away before the championship series."

Daughter: "Should we move away? Do they bite?"

Father: "Just don't startle them and keep your pepper spray handy."
by Mark in San Bruno February 10, 2010
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Boettchers

The crusty, discolored tip of an elbow. Also may be known as "Elephant Elbows".
Oh no! My boettchers just snagged my sweater!
by iBetty June 20, 2011
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