Boristic

Adjective
1. Making the best of any and all situations
2. Enjoying life as it is

That man over there has a very boristic disposition.

by A.M. DC April 15, 2022

joe bornstein

a law office and a god

i went to joe bornstein's office

by hi ti January 23, 2018

Borfist

A borfist is an event that is sacred to beings called "humans". These "humans" have two versions of fists, a brofist which is done with the right fist, and a borfist which is far superior than brofists. Borfists are the exact opposite of brofists in the way that they are done with the left hand. Not to be confused it "Boarfist" which is where you fist a Boar.

So I met Bill at the party, and we totally borfisted! It was awesome.

by Judgingyou May 21, 2014

Bornstein

1. To have sex in the missionary position, in the dark, with the local news on in the background.

2. Thoroughly average sex that is enjoyable but utterly unremarkable.

I thought she was going to be crazy in the sack, but instead we just Bornsteined and fell asleep.

by Binskers the Cat December 15, 2009

bornstein

verb. (to bornstein): 1. To fail utterly. 2. To cause someone else to fail.

Comes from Jonathan Bornstein's non-performance as defender of the United States Men's National Team in the 2011 Gold Cup Finals.

1. "Sam totally bornsteined that interview. He'll be lucky to clean the toilets."

2. "We had the campfire starting to burn, but then Michelle bornsteined everything by dropping a bucket of water."

by hooptedoodle June 28, 2011

bonisteel

someone who has incrediblly huge boners and likes to read condom labels for fun.

whitey : dude look that guy with a boner reading condom labels!!!

girl : mann that guy is such a bonisteel!

by Allies Leaf January 9, 2008

Bornstein's Law

As the average age of a social network's users rises, the probability of the discussion of "What I ate for breakfast" approaches 1.

First true thing I read on the internet was Bornstein's Law.

by CaliGeoff November 3, 2012