Boringest

The absolute most boring

Thunderbolts is the m boringest movie marvel ever thought of.

by Cityyboii305 September 10, 2022

bingestagram

The act of taking an excessive amount of i-phone photos of the same item or event and posting three or more of these photos on Instagram all at once. This plagues Instagram feeds with boring posts and generally leads to a decrease in followers of whoever made the posts. Bingestagram usually occurs when someone has been binge drinking but also may occur by socially awkward, extremely bored, or overly excited people.

Julia was so drunk at the wedding that she bingestagramed 9 photos of herself on the dance floor.

by meggasus October 27, 2014

boriness

It's the boring in its most pure form.

You are not boring, but boriness lives at your home.

by Bruno Laurito Pires January 20, 2007

World Championship of Boringness

An annual competition to determine the world's most boring person. Won for the last 4 years by Fishy MacSwell who impressed the judges with his droopy old face, boring Pork Scotch Trousers and his insistence on having a barbecue every day of his pointless fucking life.

Kibbles: What are all those trophies for?

Trace: They're the Porky Scotcher's. He's won the World Championship of Boringness for the last 4 years.

by kenny spoffo-grumpbeetle May 24, 2009

Boringist

The most boring of all people. The one who makes you want to pluck out your arm hairs one by one to help keep you awake. Boringist people are not offended if you call them boringist cos they are far to boring to care. The boringist's idea of excitement is watching grass grow.

Captkirk: Oh My God - did you see that
Mamabeere: What?
Captkirk: That blade of grass over there just grew 1mm over the past 4 hours
Mamabeere: Sorry - didn't notice that you most boringist person ever - was too busy making SMEGMA!

by Mamabeere February 13, 2010

Boringer

When something is more boring. Instead of using more boring use boringer

My family are boringer than they used to be.

by Laura Beckham June 15, 2013

boranges

the present tense act of rubbishing someone

watch him as he boranges that boy to tears!

by clayton b January 5, 2005