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bongologist

One who studies how to smoke marijuana effectively through any bong. This includes the customs, cultures, and the art of toking.
The bongologist concluded the gravity bong to be highly effective, somewhat crude, but definitely not an urban myth.
by toothoreo January 16, 2011
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Booologist

That person in your friend group designated for complaining to about everyone's problems with their boo or booho. Basically, it's a low-budget relationship counselor.
Monique is my best friend and booologist, I'm always talking to her when I have a problem with Tyler.
by Tmoniquexx October 9, 2017
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beer bongologist

someone that knows a hundred different ways for you and them to chug your and everyone else's beer.
Timmy: We need to invite a beer bongologist to this party to show the ladies how to get FUBAR.
by UncleShakie July 8, 2014
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Bootyologist

In Texas Hold 'em, having a Jack Queen in your pocket. Named after Jacquese of the recent season of Real World, the self-proclaimed bootyologist who, in fact, did not get anywhere near any bootys.
In the showdown between the Ayatollah and the Fan's Least Favorite, the former would likely take down the latter's pocket rockets catching a runner-runner two pair with his bootyologist.
by Noam Bleiweiss April 5, 2005
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bootyologist

The study of ass; study of big, big, BIG BOOTY.
"Man, I know booty 'cause I'm a bootyologist, cuz!"
by Slim Shady and La Davide December 2, 2003
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brotologists

One who studies the history of bro to bro relationships. They attempt to acquire knowledge on the past behavior of bro companionship's in hopes to explain why bro behavior has become the way it is today.
Brotologists concluded that after building the pyramids I'm sure the slaves became bros, perhaps this explains why we like to pick heavy things up and put them down several times a week with a fellow bro.
by Brettykoreanantomy April 23, 2014
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fuck-boyologist

The definition of a Fuck-Boy Mastery. Unto which a male has mastered the art of fucking a woman over. To which a woman will cal him "Fuckboy!"
When he graduated with his masters degree in fuck-boyologist
by Chiefhellbound December 20, 2017
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