boogergasm

The act of removing a booger so big from your nose, it gives your nose a nosegasm

I went camping into the mountains for a week and later when I picked my nose, that damn booger almost gave me a boogergasm

by OneSickPuppy January 12, 2017

boogerpaste

A.) The wet, mucusish-liquified accompaniment to a dry/crusted booger. When outside of the human body, specimens quickly harden and forms compacted, conglomerated crust. Much like pasty adhesives.

B.) used as an adhesive alternative to mend or “lace” opposing joints or angles together.

C.) when paste-eating kids mistakenly eat boogers instead of their favored paste products, or sometimes in combination of eating boogers and paste together.

This morning I used some boogerpaste to bandaid together a ripped cigarette .

by All city August 27, 2019

bolderdash

The term you use when you have just had the best, unexpected sex, and later find out the youngin is underage..

Did you hear, Pete scored with Courtney and later found out she was jail bait.. whoa bolderdash!

Joan, gave it up for Sam, but joan is Bolderdash

by chris50M January 13, 2006

boogershnitchel

When Somthing has gone wrong

Oh Boogershnitchel Hes Done it Again

by Sarah August 9, 2003

blagerdash

Bastardization of balderdash. Mostly used by wierd wanna-be pirates, like myeslf.

Someone spews some shitbull your way, BLAGERDASH!

Girl: You're way to drunk to perform well sexually...
Me: BLAGERDASH!
- three minutes elapse -
Girl: It wasn't long, but it was good.
Me: huh?

by bling blagerdasher February 16, 2006

boogershit

total ownage by being able to own someone while shitting and sneezing, getting realy nasty shit/stuff on you

EW, this is like 10 year old tampon blood! thats some nasty boogershit!

by me&jeffjustboggershitedonyou April 23, 2007

Boogentasher

When you pick all the boogers out of your nose and create a ball. Once you created the ball you would then throw it at a elders window yelling "YOU GOT BOOGENTASHED!"

Marty: Whatcha doing there Jeff?

Jeff: Oh, nothing Just making a Boogentasher.

Old Lady: Damn kids and there Boogentashers!

Old Man: I hate the Boogentasher tricks! Cleaning the windows is now a really dirty job!

by 0Goldeneye0 May 24, 2009