boozer bear

I bear that boozes frequently, thus breaking the age-old rule: Booze is not for bears.

The boozer bear is clearly wasted

by Deathicus August 30, 2004

beard booger

A random unknown object in a person's beard ex: trash, lint, debris, candy wrappers, dead insects...

I wake up some mornings with the taste of bad decisions, and a face full of beard boogers.

by tallywacker3 December 28, 2014

Boogerbeard

A phenomenon caused when a human male is swimming and boogers or snot flowing out of his nose become lodged in his facial hair.

Did you see Paul jump into the lake? When he came up he had a boogerbeard!
antonyms: Boogerbukkake
misspellings; Booger beard, booger-beard, boogiebeard, bugerbeard

by Joey Tcif January 24, 2015

boogerberg

A boogerberg is a booger that has been part of the booger glacier and has now broken loose. Once the boogerberg breaks loose an insatiable urge is automatically triggered to pick or blow the boogerberg from the nasal causeway.

Unattended boogerbergs will soon penetrate the light of the nostril and become visible to others. The social risk escalates exponentially once the boogerberg is visible. All attempts to deal with the new moving berg will be noticed by others who will immediately wonder if the berg has been inhaled, palmed or dislodged onto your tie.

Rats!!! a boogerberg is making its way through my nose and I'm in a meeting for the next two hours. It's driving me crazy.

by ecopsych101 January 15, 2008

Boogarbear

very overweight/ugly person who doesn't look very good. - Michael A. Brown

Look at that boogarbear over there with 6 honey buns in her pocket.

by mousebdawg September 28, 2011

Boogerberry

A South Texas term, used to describe a booger that you have hanging from your nose, that you don't know is there, & somebody has to tell you about it so you can go wipe the nasty thing away with a tissue. A variant/blend of booger & dingleberry.

Did you see that big juicy boogerberry hanging out of Carl's nose? Every time I see him I have to tell him to go wipe his boogerberry.

by CShellzByTheSeashore March 14, 2019

Boogerboar

A male equivalent to the @boogerhog. A man who is both highly unattractive and over weight, who's main personality trait is the ability to never stop talking, can't take hints to leave you alone and diet consists of fast food, cigarettes, and energy drinks.

That guy from Ardy's is such a boogerboar, I couldn't wait to get out of there

by Apollo Lawson May 31, 2023