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boobnesia

boob amnesia; a condition in which memory is disturbed or lost as a direct result of seeing boobs especially large ones. Most common in the male species. People with boobnesia may be disoriented and confused. This memory deficit can cause problems at work, in school, or in social settings.

In most cases, boobnesia is a temporary condition and is very brief, lasting from a few seconds to a few hours. However, the duration can be longer depending upon the person, possibly lasting for a few weeks or even months. In some instances, the boobnesia never goes away.
Mark was struck with boobnesia and forgot who he was talking to on his phone when a large breasted woman walked past.
by magpad November 19, 2010
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Boobered

When you’ve went to get your nine fingers and miss salty springs on fortnite
“Oh for fuck sake Derek, You’ve boobered it.”
by TheRealPhilCoutts December 24, 2017
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Ranboo and his Boobers will take over the world.”
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" YOOOOO same ranboo is the best streamer
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boober smoober

1.)one who smothers womens tits in their face.
2.)one who gets a lot of female boobs in their face and therefore has found themselves greatly erected in the pants
Man that pimp is acting like such a boober smoober, " yo pimp, get those titties out of yo face"
by jarret and pat October 7, 2008
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Boobvertising

Women use Boobvertising all the time when they dress up to go Manhunting. Their method is to advertise the most dangerous curves on the upper region of the female body, in order to seduce most straight guys to entitle the Boobvertiser to whatever she wishes. Can also be paired with knee-high boots or stilettos for maximum effect.

This form of advertising, may or may not pay off for the men giving in to her wishes, but mainly depends on the actual sluttiness of the woman in question. See also: adverteasing.
Cleavage = Boobvertising.

Push up bra, silicone implants = False Boobvertising.

No bra, A-cup with hardened nipples = low budget Boobvertising.

Joe: "Hey man, did you see that girl's rack?!"
Alfred: "I dare say my good fellow, what lovely, exquisite Boobvertising!"
by Underhere December 10, 2011
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booberry

I love my booberry
by Booberry July 10, 2003
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