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booble vision

A combination of "boobs" and "tunnel vision" that hinders men from looking a well endowed woman in the face.

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Roderick: "Yo Reggie, check out dat foo Leroy. He bees gotsin' da booble vision again."

Reggie: "Man, dat dude ain't no playa. He don't even wait 'till da ho' turn her head away to be peepin' at dem titties."
by One Stark Reality April 12, 2008
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Boobpedia

A wiki that is dedicated to big boobs (defined as any size bigger than a c cup) .

Contrary to its name, this website is not focused solely on porn stars and/or porn. It also includes entries to many prominent actresses, movies, plastic surgeons, public figures, and models.
Person 1: Who was that busty chick in that movie?

Person 2: I don't know; let's try to find her on boobpedia.
by iocaoo January 14, 2009
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Boobed-out

What happens when you are searching for someone on Google Images and you have searched so much that you are only seeing pictures of womens boobs. No more pictures of the person were left.
I was looking for a picture of Lara Croft on Google images and knew I had found the end when I Boobed-Out.
by Tishaki1 November 18, 2012
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Boobiedoo

When a bitchs belly sticks out farther than her boobies do...
That fat girls got boobiedoos or that fat girl is a boobiedo.
by HajiSwet August 8, 2004
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booblevision

A combination of "boobs" and "tunnel vision" that hinders men from looking a well endowed woman in the face.

One group of women find this very irritating and assign all sorts of presumed motives to the man in question (especially if they're lesbians): "he's objectifying me", "I have a brain", "he doesn't take me seriously", "what a jerk", "stop gawking", etc. In protest, these women often remark "stop talking to my tits" or wear tight t-shirts (with an upward pointing arrow) that says "Hey! I'm up here." Whether the presumptions about these men are actually true depends on the man in question.

A second group of women understand that having a natural C cup, or larger, bust line (without being fat), is a blessing. (34 D is ideal of course). To these women, if the man with booblevision is a nice, decent, responsible guy, with a sense of humor (and could be introduced to their parents) then they are flattered to some degree. They know that this guy has an appreciation for their beauty in the same way that he appreciates: a Key West sunset, a polished red Ferrari, an otter playing in the wild, a perfectly thrown football, or even the Blue Angels executing an aerial fleur de lis.

A third group is not the least bit offended, because they are getting what they want. They use boobnosis and whatever "charm" they possess to try and overcome whatever they're lacking in physical attractiveness. In order to avoid the probability of contracting a myriad of STDs, some men will limit their sexual contact with this group to titty sex (use your imagination). These women are the diametric opposite of the first group.

And lastly, members of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee have rarely, if ever, personally experienced booblevision and so, ironically, may yearn to be occasionally objectified or gawked at. This attitude is the bane of feminism.
Roderick: "Yo Reggie, check out dat foo Leroy. He bees gotsin' da booblevision again."

Reggie: "Man, dat dude ain't no playa. He don't even wait 'till da ho' turn her head away to be peepin' at dem titties."
by One Stark Reality April 11, 2008
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Boobles

n. Female breasts that, while small in size, are very perky and bouncy, and therefore still entertaining.
Bro #1 : "See that girl jogging, man her tits are small but they're really bouncing around!"
Bro #2 : "Yea, she's got a great pair of boobles!"
by BoobleBro August 21, 2010
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