bonzai

v. To go bonzai: Eat a large quantity of psilocybe mushrooms and trip extremely hard for an extended period of time.

Let's get a half-O of shrooms and go bonzai!

by SkiBall January 1, 2006

bonzai

Believed by many to be the greatest adjective in existence. It has been described by linguists and etymologists as "aestethically pleasing" and "beautiful" as well as being the most highly evolved word in the English language. Recent evidence shows that the word derived from the sitcom Bonanza, which apparently sucked, unlike the word it begot.

The Spanish for bonzai is "bonzo" and the French is "bongay"

by plumpkin October 1, 2005

bonzai

something miniscule, and, in so, incredibly cute

omg, that baby elephant is so bonzai

by Markian May 10, 2005

bonzai

When you jump on someones face and you rub furiously with your ass while yelling, BONZAI!!!

Harlan and I Bonzaid Raymond so hard he started to bleed because we ripped his face to pieces.

Connor and I Bonzaid Ray so hard off my pool deck, that he started to cry and said his brain was bleeding.

by Connor G August 2, 2006

bonzai

the word chinese people or asian in general say before they sumo wrestle

sumo wrestlers ready?
*in a fat tone* yes
BONZAI!!

by 20grand November 23, 2007

bonzai sledding

The act of backcountry sledding, during winter, in the woods, usually off trail, and often in the woods, where broken bones are common.

"Man I just went bonzai sledding with a bunch of suocers and I think I bruised my tail bone, and my pants grew a new bogina!"

"That's cool... you need a beer?"

"Yeah. Thanks."

by Alpha_Tom November 12, 2008

bonzai tankbuster

when a chick is laying spread eagle on a bed and a guy jumps on top of her and tries to get his dick inside of her as soon as he lands. the guy usually has a running start. note: it can be very painful if he misses. injury can cause internal bleeding and/or a broken penis

dude im still limping from when i missed that bonzai tankbuster i did on your sister last night

by iamhuskie June 11, 2006