v. To go bonzai: Eat a large quantity of psilocybe mushrooms and trip extremely hard for an extended period of time.
by SkiBall January 2, 2006
Believed by many to be the greatest adjective in existence. It has been described by linguists and etymologists as "aestethically pleasing" and "beautiful" as well as being the most highly evolved word in the English language. Recent evidence shows that the word derived from the sitcom Bonanza, which apparently sucked, unlike the word it begot.
by plumpkin October 1, 2005
by Markian May 10, 2005
Harlan and I Bonzaid Raymond so hard he started to bleed because we ripped his face to pieces.
Connor and I Bonzaid Ray so hard off my pool deck, that he started to cry and said his brain was bleeding.
Connor and I Bonzaid Ray so hard off my pool deck, that he started to cry and said his brain was bleeding.
by Connor G August 2, 2006
by 20grand November 2, 2007
The act of backcountry sledding, during winter, in the woods, usually off trail, and often in the woods, where broken bones are common.
"Man I just went bonzai sledding with a bunch of suocers and I think I bruised my tail bone, and my pants grew a new bogina!"
"That's cool... you need a beer?"
"Yeah. Thanks."
"That's cool... you need a beer?"
"Yeah. Thanks."
by Alpha_Tom November 30, 2006
when a chick is laying spread eagle on a bed and a guy jumps on top of her and tries to get his dick inside of her as soon as he lands. the guy usually has a running start. note: it can be very painful if he misses. injury can cause internal bleeding and/or a broken penis
by iamhuskie June 7, 2006