bonsai sized

A man with a small but well-developed, and aesthetically pleasing penis. Not necessarily a bad thing.

"I'm bonsai sized and proud of it."

by yes juanito yes November 23, 2014

BooSki

A street wise male friend is your BROski.
This is the female version.

She's not my girlfriend, she's my booski. My ride or die chick.

by #LeadersOfTheKNEWschool April 3, 2016

Bonking Screens

What TV heads do instead of kissing

TV 1: hey b did you hear that Charles was bonking screens with Jenny
TV 2: ah shit Charles is a hoe

by Burnt Lime September 17, 2017

Booski

Your best friend, your soul mate, your aka "boo" .

Hey booski , have a good day.

by Cool J Hotman December 7, 2015

bonsai

The ad that comes up everytime somebody goes on urban dictionary to look up something. Comes in on the middle of the page most of the time.

For men, for women, bonsai sandals. The coolest sandals on the block. (not)

by bladezguy December 9, 2008

Bonking

In endurance sports, particularly cycling and running, hitting the wall or the bonk describes a condition caused by the depletion of glycogen stores in the liver and muscles, which manifests itself by precipitous fatigue and loss of energy. Milder instances can be remedied by brief rest and the ingestion of food or drinks containing carbohydrates. The condition can usually be avoided by ensuring that glycogen levels are high when the exercise begins, maintaining glycogen levels during exercise by eating or drinking carbohydrate-rich substances, or by reducing exercise intensity.

I bonked at 80 miles, just nothing left in the legs.

I completed the marathon without bonking.

by BodyAttacker May 16, 2011

boski

A ginger-haired physics student who gets arrested for kicking cars outside night clubs.

"Look at that Boski kicking cars. He's gonna get himself arrested and you know what they do to gingers in the cells."

by gruzzo July 11, 2006