by Vegan Shark January 26, 2011
Get the bonini mug.When working at a call center, and you get a customer on the phone and you ask him a simple question and you get a ridiculous answer.
"Ok sir/mamm what version of windows is currently on your computer?."
"Umm..Dell?"
(while mic is muted)
"Man this customer is a Bonified Retard!"
"Umm..Dell?"
(while mic is muted)
"Man this customer is a Bonified Retard!"
by TSEngineer July 11, 2009
Get the Bonified retard mug.by BuBbLeZ December 18, 2005
Get the bonified mug.A sex act, usually done by a female, where the female first cooks the male some bacon in previously used lubrication and sperm, then sexually presents it to him within her vagina in a manner of arousing him.the men must first eat her out to obtain the prize. The female then allows the male to continue eating the bacon while having sex.
This method of sexitude came from a women first wanting something from a male, but he would not give in. The female then took two things he loved, fused them together, and gave it to him.
After giving a man a Bacon Bonification, most females will get what they want.
This method of sexitude came from a women first wanting something from a male, but he would not give in. The female then took two things he loved, fused them together, and gave it to him.
After giving a man a Bacon Bonification, most females will get what they want.
Girl 1: "I wish my boyfriend would give me a new iPod"
Girl 2: "I gave my boyfriend a Bacon Bonification and he gave me a new Car!"
Girl 2: "I gave my boyfriend a Bacon Bonification and he gave me a new Car!"
by sexinatorationaryineous June 10, 2011
Get the Bacon Bonification mug.The unofficial plural to bonus, bonii (said, bone-eye) can only be said when multiple bonus-type things have happened.
by ubersheep May 17, 2006
Get the bonii mug.The act of ridiculously rough sexual intercourse with an extremely hot woman. In verb form it is known as: to Bonitize
C1: hey dude ya know that chick lisa that we met at the beach the other day surfing?
C2: ya
C1: well dude she just texted me and told me that she wanted to bonitize me
C2: thats sick dude text her back and say lets
C1: dude I'm psyched for the bonitization tonight
C2: ya
C1: well dude she just texted me and told me that she wanted to bonitize me
C2: thats sick dude text her back and say lets
C1: dude I'm psyched for the bonitization tonight
by Samuel I Patterson October 24, 2008
Get the Bonitization mug.A TikTokker who got groomed by Seth Waters that made her turn into a manipulated and manipulative person.
Some call have called her a Thot Louisiana because of her history with men.
Some call have called her a Thot Louisiana because of her history with men.
by Anon1725 May 22, 2020
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