bongos

(n) (Usually large) female breasts.
Man, check out the bongos on that heet!
by keyshaw May 12, 2004
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bongos

A pair of small drums (one slightly larger than the other) normally associated with beatniks. Bongos however, are commonly used in Latin and Afro-Cuban music. If you decide to invest in bongos, be aware that people around you think that they are good at playing them.. this can be fixed by taking your bongos back and hammering a sexy beat with different methods (e.g. slap, muted slap, rim shot, thumb, fingers, etc.)
Bob: Dude, can I see your bongos?
Charles: sure...
(Bob plays a beat with no rhythm, tempo, repetition, etc.)
Bob: Man, I own at this!
Charles: yeah, right...
by thisisnotapseudonym February 09, 2009
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bongo

Graphic representation of the reproductive act, or close approximations of said activity.
Alternately known as porn pr0n XXX or Hardcore
Send us your funny websites, but no Bongo or Snuff please
by Team Bongo July 29, 2004
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Bongos

The act of repeatingly hitting a broken computer or other electronic device that occasionally restores functionality for unknown reasons.
Person 1: my xbox got the red ring of death!
Person 2: try bongos! That always works!
by BigJ25! July 03, 2009
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Bongos

A shapely girl or woman's butt or butt cheeks.
"Wow, she's got a nice set of Bongos". "I'd like to play that set of Bongos!" "Those Bongos would be good for a little playful squeezing and spanking".

butt buttocks rear ass caboose bottom tail
by Poonie Pie October 14, 2011
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bongo

xxx video or magazine porn
hurry the fuck up with my bongo vidz asshole
by dr stonk August 25, 2003
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bongo

Person of simple mind. Not very smart. Person who does stupid things.
"your a fucking BONGO!"
by Edge August 20, 2003
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