milk-bone

A milk-bone is a guy's dick that needs to be milked.

Matt sometimes wakes me up and milks my milk-bone!

by USAF Cadet August 6, 2021

milk bone

slathering one's genitals with a substance attractive to canines (or felines if you like the scratchy scratchy) in order to entice the animal to lick and orally pleasure your junk

After striking out with ladies at the bar last night Tim went home covered his flesh cudgel with peanut butter in order to get milk boned into ecstasy.

Because Tim's wife had a headache, he dipped his nuts in chocolate sauce for a good milk boning by the dog (BE ADVISED: Chocolate can be toxic to dogs, we do not advocate chocolate for milk boning with canines).

by agent32jack November 6, 2009

Milk bone

When a man tittie-fucks a lactating woman.

Bobo milk boned that MILF a week after she gave birth.

by HumaneAnimal October 18, 2019

Milk-Bone

What you call your cock when it’s sucked so deep and you cum within a throat that the sucker starts chocking like on a bone.

It was hard to resist giving her a hard creamy Milk-Bone while she deeply sucked my cock and chocking on it’s girth.

by Frank Palace June 27, 2022

Bone milking

To bone milk means to extract all the bone marrow from one's bones. Bone milking is the process of extracting the bone marrow. Bone milking is also one of the most disgusting jobs out there.

"The butchery hit me up with a job! They call it "Bone Milking". Quite a funky name if you ask me. Is this a good or a bad job?"

by The Pofessor November 12, 2022

Bone milker

A job at the local butchery that requires the worker to scrape the bone marrow off of an animal carcass. Most people depict this process to be disgusting, but my imaginary friend who has this job says it's quite "pleasuring". He might have a twisted kink.

Person 1: "Haha! You have to be a bone milker!"
Person 2: "Shut up you work at TacoBell!"

by The Pofessor November 12, 2022

milky bones grumble bee

An allusion to taking a very dense and husky poo, often shortened to simply "MBGB".

"Milky Bones" is in reference to the robust brown consistency and texture of poos that resemble the popular canine treat.

"Grumble Bee" is a jovial and light hearted metaphorical reference to the sound of an angry bee, not unlike the sound one's bunghole may emit during an "MBGB".

"My grandpa always said: KFC today, milky bones grumble bee tomorrow."

by NorthernTurdlinger November 25, 2011