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Boner Jam

Any song that induces intoxication and the opportunity to dance like an asshole with a member of the opposite sex.
Lowdown by Boz Scaggs is the ultimate Boner Jam.
by Mel Balls November 28, 2007
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Boner Jam

When you jam your boner in her ass without loosening it up first. Just jam it in there.
That receptionist bitch is walking funny today. As if she got a couple boner jams last night
by The Trash Man bancini November 25, 2010
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Jam boner

When high on opiates and are "jammed", and you can't control your erection.
Even with the nausea my jam boner won't go away.
by Fillcolons October 4, 2018
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Boner Jams

a reference to 2005 American comedy film The 40 Year Old Virgin where Paul Rudd's character, David gives Steve Carell, Andy a box of the best pornos called "Boner Jams". Boner Jams is a list of the best videos that busted your nut! aka ejaculate. Wankers keep a list of videos that made their cock explode baby batter.
Wow this video of a slut getting plowed up her cunt and ass made me Bust my load! I'm adding it to the "Boner Jams 2022" playlist!
by HornyPornoAddict March 17, 2022
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Boner Jams '03

Pornographic genius made infamous in the 40-Year-Old Virgin by Paul Rudd's character, Dave. According to "Dave," it is a compilation video tape of all the best boner scenes from the summer of 2003. Usually watched in conjunction with Harry Twatter and School Of Cock.
Dave: "Here it is-- Boner Jams '03. Its a mixtape of all my favorite boner scenes in the summer of 2003."
by N.J. Walz January 7, 2006
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boner jams

a collection of various porn scenes on a dvd or cd rom.
"I just made a boner jams that I can watch while on the plane to go to a business meeting."
by bobfuckupamust March 9, 2010
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Boner Jams

R&B songs or slow rap songs about sex, etc. Many of Usher's songs fall into this category.
I like to spend my time making funnel cakes and listening to boner jams.
by Detr May 16, 2013
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