boner jams

a collection of various porn scenes on a dvd or cd rom.
"I just made a boner jams that I can watch while on the plane to go to a business meeting."
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Boner Jams

R&B songs or slow rap songs about sex, etc. Many of Usher's songs fall into this category.
I like to spend my time making funnel cakes and listening to boner jams.
by Detr May 16, 2013
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boner jam

an expression describing a moment, person, place, thing or event of high quality.
My coffee grinder/brewer combo is the boner jam, this shit tastes great!
by Uncle H Bomb August 2, 2006
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boner jam

A song, that when played, gives the listener a boner.

The singer can only be of the sex that attracts you.

A female can have a boner jam.
Rumors by Lindsay Lohan is my boner jam. It always gives me a throbbing erection.
by El Presedente June 22, 2009
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boner jam

jamming your boner into the wall to make it go down
Man i got this massive erection yesterday but my mom came in so i had to boner jam it
by Bawls November 7, 2006
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Boner Jams

When you and all your friends have boners and sit around dressed up like Bob Marley smoking weed and jamming out.

Also can be used as a greeting.
"Dude lets go listen to some boner jams today"
"Bro whats up?" Looks into eyes of friend...."Boner Jam"
by Boner Master 927 November 9, 2009
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Boner Jams '03

Pornographic genius made infamous in the 40-Year-Old Virgin by Paul Rudd's character, Dave. According to "Dave," it is a compilation video tape of all the best boner scenes from the summer of 2003. Usually watched in conjunction with Harry Twatter and School Of Cock.
Dave: "Here it is-- Boner Jams '03. Its a mixtape of all my favorite boner scenes in the summer of 2003."
by N.J. Walz January 7, 2006
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