bonerism

An extreme irrection in which the male obtainee is unable to hide, control, or releive the built up sexual tension in his penis.

Dude, I had another bonerism in Algebra today when Kelly bent over to pick up her pencil.

by Jameson February 6, 2005

bonesmoker

One who performs oral sex on a male.

She can really smoke the bone.

by Anonymous August 1, 2003

Bonerism

an inconvenient slip of the tongue (usually when you accidentally say something perverted)

Mary - "I was trying to tell him that I really appreciate his hard work, but what came out was that I really appreciate his hard wood."

Beth - "Bitch, you pulled a real bonerism on that shit."

by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD February 4, 2006

bonersmile

1.smile given when checking out a girl
2.face u get when u say hi to someone u get like

1."dude i seen u checking her out ,u got a big-ass bonersmile"
2."i think she likes me,she gave me a mean-old bonersmile"

by ssjcarlos1 March 18, 2011

bongism

The stoner religion in which fellow stoner priests known as Ents are getting stoned and preaching the awesomeness to the Bongists.

Stoner#1: Dude

Stoner#2: Dude

Stoner#1: So I guess we believe in Bongism man

Stoner#2: Whoa a butterfly

Stoner#1: Whoa

by ThatSurferDude October 8, 2013

bonesmen

a Secret society located on the grounds of yale university responsiblie for some the worlds most powerfull business men and politicians see illuminati

George Bush and George W Bush are Claimed by some to be bonesmen

by Anonymous July 14, 2003

Bonersmile

1.smile you give when your checking someone out.
2.smile you give to someone you like

1."were u checking her out cuz u got a bonersmile on ur face"
2."dude i think she likes me,she gave me a mean-ol bonersmile"

by ssjcarlos1 April 1, 2011