Dry Bone

To Fuck without lubricants

She wanted me to use the KY, but i'd rather "Dry Bone" her browneye.

by Vegas March 23, 2003

Dry Bone

The act of penetrating a vagina or anus without prior foreplay (human skin-on-skin contact) or lubrication.

Ok, so I'd had a beer or two. On my way home, kebab in hand, I called in on an 'old friend'. Having spent my energies devouring the stale kebab, I revealed my boner and penetrated the walls of her superdry cobwebbed vagina. It was the first skin on skin contact we had made. We didn't even pass one word of conversation. I went home.

eg: Simon and Sharon both agreed there was more moisture in the single tear rolling down her cheek than there had been throughout the 30 minute dry bone session.

Remember kids, a tub of vasoline is easily available from the local drugstore. this simple precaution vastly reduces your chances of encountering the dry bone

eg:
Lucy: "Boots are doing a speical offer on vasoline, its 2-for-1!"
Cecile: "Thanks all the same, but I'm a dry bone kinda gal!"

by Randy Savage's Bitch November 5, 2005

dry bones

Originally a skeletal minion in the Mario games that would continue to come back to life. But could also describe a female (preferably ugly and skeletal in appearance) with whom you have had an intended short relationship and she will continue to show up awkwardly everywhere.

Yo, that chick that I hooked up with. Shes freakin dry bones, she keeps popping up everywhere.

by Joseph Oliva February 7, 2008

Dry Bones

A task or undertaking which is boring or dull. Which makes you question life, your job, and your own existence.

See Bone Dry

Colleague: "My boss just asked me to check through a 64,000 row spreadsheet"
Me: "Shit man, that's some dry bones"

Friend: "My fiancé wants me to help out with the wedding invitations".
Me: "Dry...."
Friend: "...Bones."

by DaveyLarr May 29, 2011

Dry Bones

a turt that go skert

Dry Bones hit me with a fucking banana

by jaydeelife October 13, 2023

bone dry

completely or extremely dry

The springs failed this year, leaving the riverbed bone dry.

by bluestinger66 April 19, 2023

dry bones

when you are tugging your meat but don't use lube

after a hard day working at the mines, wario decided to go dry bones

by vantawhitechudcel May 17, 2025