An abortion that a conservative, Christian Republican gets that is OK because it was "god's plan," unlike liberal minority heathens and other poors. Also applies to abortions paid for by conservative politicians in order to protect their reputations as brave defenders of "family values" and the reverse Uno; abortions undertaken by say, a sex worker from a sugar-daddy website that they then use to blackmail a Senator (hypothetically) and/or wealthy conservative financiers (hypothetically).
"I had bareback sex with Ted Cruz and the Kochs and ended up getting pregnant, so I went to Planned Parenthood for a boebertion."
by anonymous June 15, 2022
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Bryan: you're such a bad friend. you treat me so bad
Luis: What?
Bryan: Im done with you.
(Bryan walks away.)
-Brobortion Complete-
Bryan: you're such a bad friend. you treat me so bad
Luis: What?
Bryan: Im done with you.
(Bryan walks away.)
-Brobortion Complete-
by brobortion May 8, 2009
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(V) Boybortion is when a boy becomes a man by aborting the boy inside them. A coming of age for a little boy.
Ex 1 Mother: My little Jimmy had a Boybortion, and I’m so proud of him
Ex 2 Father: No son, you can’t have a boybortion since you aren’t man enough yet.
Ex 2 Father: No son, you can’t have a boybortion since you aren’t man enough yet.
by Whimwhamwhim September 16, 2020
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Get the Babortion mug.When A Bro has brocrastinated so much that he now faces being kicked out of the circle of friends...a brotherly abortion...
bro #1 : Billy still hasn't come around he keeps brocrastinating
bro #2 : I know...it might be time for a brobortion
bro #2 : I know...it might be time for a brobortion
by Toafuckinganimalinstinct January 9, 2010
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"U-uuuwaaa~ OmO i-i let my boifwend do a cummy cum in my boipuccccwie~!! and he didn't wear a boicondom O////O a-a-am i gonna get boipreggers now?? 3: i is a too young to be a boimother >///< c-c-can I getsies a boibortion O////< c-can I pay my boinecologist with my boipuci >w<"
"U-uuuwaaa~ OmO i-i let my boifwend do a cummy cum in my boipuccccwie~!! and he didn't wear a boicondom O////O a-a-am i gonna get boipreggers now?? 3: i is a too young to be a boimother >///< c-c-can I getsies a boibortion O////< c-can I pay my boinecologist with my boipuci >w<"
U-uuuwaaa~ OmO i-i let my boifwend do a cummy cum in my boipuccccwie~!! and he didn't wear a boicondom O////O a-a-am i gonna get boipreggers now?? 3: i is a too young to be a boimother >///< c-c-can I getsies a boibortion O////< c-can I pay my boinecologist with my boipuci >w<
by LordTwist13 November 14, 2021
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"U-uuuwaaa~ OmO i-i let my boifwend do a cummy cum in my boipuccccwie~!! and he didn't wear a boicondom O////O a-a-am i gonna get boipreggers now?? 3: i is a too young to be a boimother >///< c-c-can I getsies a boibortion O////< c-can I pay my boinecologist with my boipuci >w<"
"U-uuuwaaa~ OmO i-i let my boifwend do a cummy cum in my boipuccccwie~!! and he didn't wear a boicondom O////O a-a-am i gonna get boipreggers now?? 3: i is a too young to be a boimother >///< c-c-can I getsies a boibortion O////< c-can I pay my boinecologist with my boipuci >w<"
U-uuuwaaa~ OmO i-i let my boifwend do a cummy cum in my boipuccccwie~!! and he didn't wear a boicondom O////O a-a-am i gonna get boipreggers now?? 3: i is a too young to be a boimother >///< c-c-can I getsies a boibortion O////< c-can I pay my boinecologist with my boipuci >w<
by LordTwist13 November 14, 2021
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