John Bobbitt

The poor guy who had his penis chopped off by his evil wife Lorena Bobbitt and was laughed at by the female half of the world.

The John Bobbit case is proof that Feminists are going too far with their anti-male campaigns.

by Jeff K. August 17, 2003

Lorena Bobbitt

1) the bitch who cut off John Bobbitt's dick.
2) to cut off someone's dick.

Lorena Bobbitt really pulled a Lorena Bobbitt on John Bobbitt.

by Nick D April 5, 2003

Lorena Bobbitt

That crazy chick who cut off her husband's penis with a kitchen knife in the mid-90's.
It worked out for him in the end because he became a porn star for awhile after it was surgically repaired, and appearing in films such as {Frankenpenis}.

"I never trust a b****, I blame Lorena Bobbitt."

by Matt June 18, 2006

Bobbitt Plunderage

Penis.

Please keep your Bobbitt Plunderage inside your pants.

by CrumpetsandBollocks November 21, 2014

Bombditty

noun/adverb, a combination of da bomb (good) and ditty (song), meaning good song.

That song is a bombditty.

by twanjik March 4, 2009

Lorena Bobbitt

A vindictive bitch, originally from Ecuador, who sliced her husband's penis off.

Don't go anywhere near Lorena Bobbitt, or if you do, guard your privates.

by Lady Michiru Kaiou February 26, 2009

bobbitten

When a man or woman bits off a mans penis.

Karen: I bit off Jerry's dick and swallowed it whilst giving him head last night. It was delightful
Sally: Woah! I shall bobbitten Gerald tonight. Should be a good laugh

by Chompers March 9, 2015