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Boïz baby
When you and all your boys all nut into a cup, mix it together and use that to impregnate a unanimously chosen female. (Most often the boys closest and most responsible female friend)
Boïz baby by depressed diabetic November 30, 2017
The Boiz
The boiz, the most hardcore on earth. Leaded by Steve Irwin and co-leaded by The G Man, the boiz hate cider drinkers, fucking pussys. Famously one of the boiz was quoted saying "It's past April fools and people are still drinking cider". To become one of the boiz you have to pass a strict initiation set by one of the senior boiz. If one of the boiz are caught drinking cider they will be one of the boiz no more and will have to redo a worse initiation. There are many rules of the boiz including; Don't talk about the boiz to non-boiz and never chat shit about the boiz. The boiz are like a religion and stick up for each other, if anyone tried to force one of the boiz to drink cider they will get a left right goodnight. Only the most elite can become one of the boiz!
Did you see that guy take down a bear with one blow? Yeah he's one of the boiz!
That guy drinking cider? Nah he's one of the boiz!
My mum asked me what I wanted to be when I was older I said I wanted to be one of the fucking boiz
There is only one gender and that is the boiz
'If she's 6ft she's not a girl she's one of the lads, get her a pair of shin pads and tell her to go defend that corner
Next time I'll jizz on his toilet paper and get his mum pregnant
We all know that one guy who drinks cider and thinks he's one of the boiz
That guy drinking cider? Nah he's one of the boiz!
My mum asked me what I wanted to be when I was older I said I wanted to be one of the fucking boiz
There is only one gender and that is the boiz
'If she's 6ft she's not a girl she's one of the lads, get her a pair of shin pads and tell her to go defend that corner
Next time I'll jizz on his toilet paper and get his mum pregnant
We all know that one guy who drinks cider and thinks he's one of the boiz
The Boiz by Adam YEAH THE BOIZ May 15, 2017
da boiz
usually a group of small peepee boys that like to eat weed nomnom 😋🍃🍃. they often forget that they asked. they usually use emojis such as: 🥶👣😈🥵🤣😎🤡🔥💯.
da boiz:
da boiiii 1: what was the homework bro?😈🤡🥶👣🥵🤣
da boiiii 2: um it was- 😎💯
da boiiii 1: I don't remember asking tho bro man 🤡🤡🤡
da boiiii 1: what was the homework bro?😈🤡🥶👣🥵🤣
da boiiii 2: um it was- 😎💯
da boiiii 1: I don't remember asking tho bro man 🤡🤡🤡
da boiz by da boi 🤡🤡🤡 November 13, 2020
dems boiz
A phrase conceived in an AP Biology classroom that translates to "damn, boy". It is the coolest possible way the word "dems" can be said in a phrase.
dems boiz by JubjubBird September 10, 2010
fire boiz
fire boiz by i dont know what to use March 7, 2015
The Boiz Night Crew
An elite faction of tremendously dodgy cunts. To gain acceptance from the group you must perform a array of death-defying tasks such as consuming a perverse quantity of alcoholic beverages. The Boiz Night Crew are feared by all and respected by none. The faction consists of sixteen members carefully selected judging on their pussy fucking abilities. Each associate is equivalent as there is no dominant leader. Women are seldom permitted to associate with The Boiz Night Crew unless their pussy is on the table, if this is the case all members are permitted to thrash it out.
Officer 1: The woman's corpse was covered in semen and every orifice was emitting blood.
Officer 2: obviously the work of The Boiz Night Crew.
Officer 1: OH GOD....
Officer 2: A few years back they had their way with my wife and children, I don’t think I ever entirely recovered from what I witnessed that day. Most nights I sit alone with nothing but my desolation to keep me company, pondering on how their souls were blackened to such an extent. I have lost all hope in society.
Officer 2: obviously the work of The Boiz Night Crew.
Officer 1: OH GOD....
Officer 2: A few years back they had their way with my wife and children, I don’t think I ever entirely recovered from what I witnessed that day. Most nights I sit alone with nothing but my desolation to keep me company, pondering on how their souls were blackened to such an extent. I have lost all hope in society.
The Boiz Night Crew by the boiz night crew June 3, 2011