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Bogarting

With reference to iconic actor Humphrey Bogart, Bogarting is the act in which a person talks whilst performing a blow job, much like Bogart did as he smoked cigars.
Tom: Dude how was last night?
Jerry: It was awesome, Sarah started (bogarting) me, we discussed politics and possible solutions to the problem in the Middle East.
by Lando_Fett December 4, 2010
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Bogarting

Stop Bogarting the pipe.
Hey Dude! Stop Bogarting the pipe!
by VioletBeesVt November 8, 2023
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humphrey bogarting

A snazzier version of "beaugarding."

To idly possess a shared item/block or obstruct a goal/desire out of pretentiousness, perceived style/hipness, and occasionally plain stupidity.
He doesn't care that he's Humphrey Bogarting the doorways, just standing there smoking his fucking cigarette.
by abigail tobey October 1, 2010
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tug boating

Like motor boating, but in someone's ass.
Sam asked his girl friend if he could go tug boating, but was denied because she just had mexican food....
by ohohface247 December 11, 2012
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Boating accident

If you're out on a hunting trip and flip your boat and accidently loose all your registered weapons.
i lost all my guns in an boating accident.

The best shooters are the worst skippers.
by Ave End May 28, 2018
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Boatington bumps

Random inflammatory bumps on the body caused by a bullshit vaccine injection
Those boatington bumps all over your arms and legs after covid vaxxine injection must be caused by "anxiety" just like the small fiber neuropathy and microvascular inflammation in your brain
by Nick boatington November 4, 2021
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yankee boating

When southern women attempt to get pregnant by men from north of the Mason-Dixon.
Jolene and I went out Yankee Boating on Bourbon St. last night but they all insisted on wearing condoms.
by passsnap April 25, 2017
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