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Botched

The beak, (another term for “la polla “, bosch, etc)

Botched is almost ALWAYS linked to Junior The Forbidden One and for good obvious reasons..

She is the only connection that J has with this world ( or atleast that us foolish mortals know of)

A chicken since birth, raised and taken from the barn she has grown into a near humanoid ish type fowl that follows junior anywhere he goes but also lives her own life as the importance of junior grows stronger.

TLDR; a small chicken TURNED BIG who’s growing out of control and might even surpass father J
Botched is a farm animal with feathers and whoever lacks the common knowledge of this is intellectually impaired + misdirected and ignorant

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Junior: no one dares surpass the ungodly wrath of The Forbidden One! I AM THE ONE AND ONLY, trigger my rage and be spared mercy!

Botched: bok bok!!

Junior: *shrugs* fine, another time, cmon beak let’s go eat some popcorn

Botched: *follows him as she flaps her wings slightly*

Junior: picks up botched from school

Principal: *tries to detain botched and keep her for an after school program*

Junior: woaw hold on there lunchbox, we’re leaving NOW

principal: excuse me sir , she must stay for her tutoring

Junior: nonsense! What she learns I could teach better a thousand fold

Security: *attempts to detain the beak*

Junior: *eyes turn fiery red*

“Fools, I am the son, the fire and the darkness, For NO ONE GOES TO THE BEAK EXCEPT THROUGH ME!”

security and principal: *step back and tremble in fear*

Junior: *leaves with the beak*

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Botched has a liquor brand named after her “bosch” which is somewhat strong and J possibly drinks too much of

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Junior and botched and wheezly and winy and tortoise and mello and wendyboy are forever linked , nothing dismantles the world that junior the forbidden one tries soooo hard to create and maintain

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“Where’s botched ?” -junior, probably

“What is botched doin ?” -junior, again probably

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Botched can mean many things but it’s also beak’s other name
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Koichis stand telling koichi that it’s time to kill a thot
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Botchamania

A popular video series on YouTube created by Maffew that highlights humorous, embarrasing, and sometimes painful botches in professional wrestling. Each installment compiles clips of in-ring wrestling botches, promo bloopers, commentary slip-ups, and more from a wide variety of pro wrestling organizations.

Most of the in-ring clips are muted and played with a music soundtrack, usually music from classic video games or by rock bands covering classic video game songs.

Since Botchamania 18, each video begins with a humorous sound bite of "Macho Man" Randy Savage.
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You Betcha

A Minnesotan phrase used as a form of agreement, understanding, acceptance.
Person 1: "It's good to have everyone together don't you think?"
Person 2: "Oh you betcha"
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I've been Boesch'ed

When someone rat's you out. When someone throw's you under the bus.
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Betch

one's way to say "beach" usually said by elderly
Kids: what do u guys want to do today?

Grandpa: Lets go to the Betch!
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