boardie

Someone who spends a lot (and probably too much) time on message boards.

Example 1: Man, some of those FOBR boardies have over 15000 posts! They need a life!

Example 2: ...but I love those boards so much! The boardies are my friends! (etc, etc...)

by Leah [xclandestinexgirlx] June 1, 2006

Boogie Boarder

Someone who always tries to fiend or get into parties and social events where they are not wanted; a wave fiend

"Dude you gotta get me into this party on Saturday"
"Stop being a boogie boarder man you weren't even invited"

by Dirtymurty August 3, 2016

FOBR boardies

The people of the FOBR boards. A community/family in itself, they frown upon bad grammar and the use of 'r', 'u', etc. You need to be able to type and speak like a normal human being before you have a chance to belong there. Have had many dramatic episodes, such as the night when boardies were willing to literally kill themselves for each other. Laugh at the p33n, is full of many many different Teams and/or Camps, and know better than to spam other messageboards. Most boardies are proud to be boardies, and some have been there for nearly 2 years (but remember, the boards have not been around for 2 years). From first glance, they seem completely full of bad energy. You just have to hang around them for a while so you can get used to them, and know what ticks them off and don't. Strongly discourage new people coming, love the old ways even if they don't have them much anymore. They thrive on boardie secrets, stalk lists, ranking threads, whore yourself threads, and 'ask me questions' threads. Are notorious amongst other boards, usually. Have haters upon haters, and usually don't care. Love to be mentioned, but not if n00bz are involved. The majority of boardies have Pete W.'s sn, and put it to good use with stalking it. Have their own language. Are pretty vicious sometimes. They strongly dislike st00pid n00bs, but you're welcome if you have lurked and understand the ways. You have to come in knowing what you're doing, or die horribly. Unless you're a boy. We always encourage some p33n.
PS: They'll probably frown upon this definition. = I made it half-dead, don't eat meh for it.

Boardie 1: how r u???1??
Boardie 2: ROFFLECOPTER STFU AND GTFO.
Rest of boardies: *quotequote boardie2* LOLZERFACCE FOBR BOARDIES GON' GETCHOO
Boardie 1: *CRIES IN LITTLE CORNER* U GUYZZ ARE SOOO MEANN!!!111ELEVENTYFIVE!!!
All of boardies: LLOOOOOLLLZZZ STFFU N00B

by Kassie (nikki623) November 6, 2008

boarderism

to be one point off of being legally retarded.

hey man guess what im boarderism

by partyboy1515 October 11, 2010

Fashion Boarder

Someone who skateboards (happens mostly in longboarding) only for the sake of being seen on said board or just so they can say they skate. Happens A LOT in girls with longboards that just like to cruse and be seen on them.

Usually come equipped with a Sector nine

Look at all these fucking fashion boarders man! I bet none of them can even slide

by DistanceSkater July 13, 2011

cock boarded

When you get force to choke on cock as a torture methods.

Ya I got messed up last night found my self getting cock boarded

by shovel breaker May 27, 2019

Water Boarded

When girl flexes her pelvis and accidentally discharges her vaginal fluid on your face whilst being Drop Smeared

"Dude what happened to your face?!"

"I almost drowned earlier, this girl water boarded me."

by Marshmello73 December 15, 2011