blurpie

When the female partner uses her mouth to suck the last few drops of semen out of the male's penis, immediately after the male ejaculates inside the female's vagina.

My girlfriend gives the best blurpies!

by Wristwatch December 7, 2009

burping the chair

When a person farts into a particularly soft chair, and the repeat process of getting up and sitting down produces a recreation of the original fart.

The smell of stagnant turds made me realize I was just burping the chair.

by CJStrizzle October 22, 2006

blarping

Blarping occurs when someone discloses a lot of personal information without consideration to the interest or comfort of the person listening. Typically it is emotionally uncomfortable or even traumatic content which can overwhelm the person they are blarping at.

It is a way of unconsciously infecting another person with the overwhelming feelings and horror we pretend to ourselves doesn't exist.

Wow, this person has been blarping at me for 5 minutes. I can no longer politely sit by while my soul is crushed under the weight of their crazy. I'd suggest therapy, but the therapist may kill themselves if they had to listen to this for a whole hour.

by kevinbeal December 14, 2015

blurine

cloudy urine, such as the first piss right after plowing some broad or after a long night of getting really fucked up on some hardcore chemicals, such as lsd or trittles.

my blurine isn't supposed to have a green tinto to it like that.

by Wild Drunken Bill August 16, 2008

Burpin' Joey

Another term for male masturbation.

You better not be burpin' joey in there.

by Kind of a Joey May 30, 2017

Burpin turban

1. The name of a shitty Indian bar
2. A product to scare away infidels which is conveniently priced at $5.99

3. Something a female friend can “play with” only while riding in a suburban and listening to Keith Urban

Yeah baby got your bitch in my suburban, she playin with my burpin turban. And we bumpin to Keith Urban

by RkoIsLife1738 April 5, 2021

Self-Blumping

Using a fleshlight with a mouth-shape to pleasure oneself while taking a dump on the toilet.

Self-blumping

by Pablo Escobarr February 27, 2011