Blunking

The act of a male receiving fellatio whilst excreting a stool.

"Tried blunking last night"
"how was it?"
"AMAZING!!"

by Captainblunk November 24, 2011

Blunked

The past tense for Blinking

"Just had a staring contest, I won because she blunked before me"

by cookie queen February 4, 2014

blunk

past tense of "blink"

mate, you blunk again when the flash went off, can you please stop doing that??

by istanbel October 9, 2006

blunked

When you have played a joke on someone via a blog post; i.e. a cross between blog and punked

That story you made up on your blog was hilarious. He had no idea that was coming.

Yeah, I totally blunked him, didn't I?

by melisalw May 12, 2009

blunk

to be extremely blazed and drunk. much like the word crunk

Me and mike got so blunk last night we can't remeber a thing.

by Jessikuh August 18, 2005

blunk

the past tense of "blink"

Was that the thing that Pastor said burst out your head and blunk at her?

by SMEPPS December 18, 2008

blunk

A state of total and utter annihilation resulting from excessive substance abuse involving the following: excessive binge drinking followed by a sufficiently debilitating blunt smoking session.

Guy A: Man, we are getting twisted up in hur'.
Guy B: Dude, I am so blunked out.
Guy A: Wow, you must done an excessive amount of binge drinking and then followed it up with a smoking session...possibly with a blunt.
Guy B: (throws up)

by Tigrenis Green January 6, 2006