blumpie

to get a blowjob while taking a shit

that girl was a freak, she even game me a blumpie this morning

by browntown September 19, 2005

blumpy

The act of simultaneously receiving oral sex and blowing your load while releasing feces.

Farcus put one more notch on his belt after last night when Wendy decided she would blow him on the shitter, little did she know his intent was to get a blumpy.

by Farcus September 23, 2007

blumpie

receiving oral sex while defacating on the toilet

that broad i brought home from the club gave me a blumpie last night.

by jedi-one February 24, 2003

blumpy

when a girl is giving u head while your on the shitter

it took me a while to find a dirty ass bitch to let me pull of blumpy on her

by arlie September 6, 2004

blumpy

recieve oral sex while defecating

"honey,could you come see me in the bathroom? I need a blumpy!

by russ1416807 May 19, 2006

blumpie

Combining two enjoyable past times. Taking a crap in the shitter while your loved one (read skanky hobag here) sucks down some baby batter.

Whew! I never thought a blumpie could be so satisfying for you honey. Next time I'll eat corn!

by Shep August 15, 2003

a blumpie

invented by Gene Simmons of the rock band Kiss , when one recieves fellatio while dropping a duece

that dirty gave me a blumpie last night

by Colt45MaltLikka May 28, 2006