Blue Screen 

The act of getting blackout drunk in which you lose all control and your body must reset. Similar to that of an iPhone after being damaged.

James: hey joe, where's Kevin?
Joe: Kevin is being helped to the bathroom, he's pretty much hit the blue screen stage.

Blue Screen by _Marv_ April 25, 2016

Blue screen 

A phrase coined in the earlier Windows days when a blue screen would appear while you were doing something important and you would have to restart your fucking computer because all operating systems up to XP were unstable as fuck.

I just got Blue Screened!

Blue screen by Chris February 2, 2003

blue screen 

What happens 50% of the time when you click the Author's name under an Urban Dictionary def.

Please fix the "blue screen" issue.

blue screen by Irate Worker again August 2, 2006

blue screen 

v. Originally terming from the blue screen of death, blue screening refers to when you're on the verge of collapse, either from
1. Sleep deprivation or
2. Extreme exhaustion, usually post-coital.

1. "Okay, this LAN has gone on for days. I've gotta take a break and blue screen. Catch you in a few hours."

2. "Aww... it's so cute when I wear guys out enough that they blue screen right after sex!"

blue screen by Corvidae January 23, 2004

Blue screen 

Complete and utter trash that goes against the ways of Shrek
Examples include:
1. Tiktok
2. Roadmen
3. Plum's trim

"U R A BLUE SCREEN MAN"

Blue screen by fuckoff140 February 12, 2021

Blue Screen 

When your computer is either infected with a virus or has had an error. Basically a windows orgasm

Friend 1: Bruh my computer just blue screened what do I do.
Friend 2: Take that shit to at&t

Blue Screen by massivefuckinganimetitties April 25, 2022

Blue screen 

When someone you love says something cute that makes you so happy, all you can react with is a picture of a blue screen.

Person 1: I love you so much, ya cutie!
Person 2: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR- (insert picture of a blue screen here)

Blue screen by Starry_gal June 21, 2020