blootix

Sexual union between two organisms, oftentimes homosexual; An instance where two homosexuals, usually male, are engaging in sexual activity; Infinitive form: To bloot.

"Dude, I can't believe that your mom caught us in mid-blootix!"
"I'm inclined to think that my butthurt is a direct result of your surprise blootix last night."

by zackary January 3, 2009

blotto box

Mostly intended as a joke, the "Blotto Box" was a theoretical device that would send too much electricity over phone lines, making it impossible for any calls to get through. Depending on who you ask, the Blotto Box is either impossible or would kill you when you turned it on. The intended effect is that every phone would "ring and ring and ring" in an entire area code.

Blue box, red box, blotto box: schematics for many small devices were distributed during the era of telephone phreaking, but not all of them worked as advertised.

by Bitwise December 14, 2008

Blothpick

Feeling of mild depression experienced during the lull after an anticipated or exciting event.

Now that the party was over and everyone had left I had blothpick.

The week had been great but now that it was over and she had to go back to the routine of her daily life she had a bad case of blothpick.

by Leah Fae September 1, 2008

Twat Blot

A tattoo over the genitals (generally taken as female genitalia). The reverse of the tramp stamp.

"Wow a twat blot, how risque. I'm sure that won't looked stretched out and horrific after pregnancy."

"Hmm? Ah yes, the twat blot. The mark of any upwardly mobile and classy young woman."

by Whodafuckizyoo April 9, 2012

Blotch

Blotch is thicc fluffin cat with the fattest booty cheeks u have ever seen and gets punished by the 2 inch every single morning and has a stretched asshole because of the 2 inch and now lives on the street with a failed pornstar.

The failed fluffed blotch until he bled.

by I fluff my cat with the 2 inch May 21, 2020

Blottie

Your BFFs hot friend

Did you sees Jake’s blottie? She’s so hot…I have to hang out with him more often.

by Bingus! June 12, 2021

bloated, big bag of blotation

used to describe someone who is drunk beyond belief and has little awareness of their surroundings

that guy is a bloated, big bag of blotation

by jason shetland July 5, 2008