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Blowtender

An in the closet guy who gets a job as a bartender so he can meet guys to blow.
Trent wasn't paying the bills or meeting any guys, so he got a job as a blowtender at this bar in the gay part of town.
by dj dee jay dj September 11, 2012
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bloatation

The effect caused by too many carbohydrates or lack of whole grain oils; the opposite of "ripped"
I yam suffering from bloatation today.........my skin looks like a melted candle!
by wallymarshall September 6, 2003
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blowcake

A cake which has previously had candles in it which were blown out with no regard for good hygiene or the fact that we're not 8 years old anymore.
I heard there was cake in the conference room but it's Doron's birthday and they put candles in it and he blew all over it and I sure as hell ain't eating his blowcake.
by j$.devops April 8, 2011
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Back Door Blowback

The act of passing gastric wind directly from one anal cavity to another which is subsequently re-released by the receiver.

The 'fartee' bends over and parts his arse cheeks with his hands revealing a gaping anus. The 'farter' then positions his anus against that of the fartee and breaks wind directly into the fartee's anal cavity. The fartee then clenches his anus shut thus trapping the wind of the farter. In his own time he then releases the fart as if it were his own. The fartee has become the farter. This is a back door blowback.
Hey Dude, I gave that bird a stonking back door blowback the other night, it fucking reeked!
by The Shanners May 4, 2015
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Toilet Bowl Blowback

The uncomfortable surprise of toilet bowl water splashing upward against your genitals because your feces hit the surface like a meteor.
Today I had the worst case of toilet bowl blowback. Like my poop hit the Yucatan and killed dozens of toilet dinos bad. Sploosh.
by Fozter July 9, 2010
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blowpantski

A dry suck performed over a gentleman's pants. Like a pantski, it is thought to be one of the most pleasurable feelings in the world. (youtube: "club pantski")
Bitch is dressing fancy. At least her hair look good while she give a blowpantski.
Me and Big Nasty are finna get them blowpantskis.
I really love this girl but due to the fact that she hasn't pleasured me with a blowpantski, I am forced to leave her.
by Big Nast of F.P. Crew March 3, 2009
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Blowma

Blend of blow-job and coma. The feeling of euphoria, contentedness during a period of inactivity following a blow-job.
Girl: Hey, how about returning the favour?
Boy: Sorry i'm still in my Blowma
by greatbarrierquief July 12, 2010
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