Louis Bonaparte

Younger brother of Napoleon. Commonly known as King of the rabbits. This lazy dude when he mooched Holland from his brother he gathered a large amount of people and in Dutch said "I am your rabbit." He meant to say "I am your king", but couldn't bother learning the language of the people he ruled over.

Learn your language before you travel or be like Louis Bonaparte and be made fun of by historians

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Bonaparte

Nickname for one who is short in stature and tends to overcompensate for it - often through short temper, learning martial arts or other fighting skills, or attempting excessively difficult tasks. This is of course referring to Napoleon Bonaparte's conquest of Europe; Napoleon himself was very short, and there is an old inside joke among historians that his drive to conquer came from his lack of height.

Short dude: What are you lookin at? You wanna start something?

Tall dude: Whoa, Bonaparte, mellow out.

Bonaparte by progamer124 August 24, 2003

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Napoleon Bonaparte

basically the real life version of Levi Ackerman. further proof that midgets make the best military leaders.

Napoleon Bonaparte suffers from Ackerman syndrome, a condition that makes your body short but increases the length of your dick, a trait that is crucial for any successful leader.

Napoleon Bonaparte by t0x1c w4st3 May 31, 2021