Sweet Blowjobby Metal

(noun) der. from "metal music that is so good it feels like a sweet blowjob"-

1.) Death metal music that is so brutally awesome it feels like totally amazing felacio, even for a woman

2.) The Dethalbum

3.) Dethalbum II

4.) Metalocalpyse seasons 1-3
5.) All seasons of Metalocaplypse and all other CDs produced by Dethklok thereafter

1.) I just returned for the evening from the Dethklok/Mastadon concert and still can not get enough of that sweet blowjobby metal.

2.) Even after sitting 6 inches away from a 50 inch television screen for a six-hour marathon fix of Dethkok's sweet blowjobby metal.

by OfdensenForever November 10, 2009

Blowjoborexic

Blowjoborexic (-orexia): A chronic eating disorder in which the only thing you eat all day is cum. Breakfast, lunch and dinner! With some fromundacheese as an appetizer and maybe a dingleberry for dessert. Most prevalent in women (and some men!) between the ages of 16 and 24.

I lost all my weight by being a blowjoborexic; it's the new Atkins! Healthy AND safe. Bye-bye size 10's, hello size zero!

by beantown71909 July 19, 2009

Blowjobber

Someone who has perfected the art of orally stimulating penis through years of training and hard work.

"God, I'm gonna jizz. You're such a good blowjobber, Ryan."

by Mr. bIG D May 27, 2015

Blowjobbery

Referring to the various acts and degrees of a blowjob while maintaining never having given a full blowjob.

Bardalin: Hey! I didn't actually give him a blow job, I only had it in my mouth for like a minute.
Cranston: So it was like a slip of the tongue tip of the dong type situation?
Bradalin: Yea and I didn't go up and down I just kinda went side to side.

Cranston: Now that's some blowjobbery there!

by MavisBeacon21 May 20, 2013

blowjobbery

Pertaining to the study of blowjobs, ie. how to perform, recieve etc. Most often not recieving.

Aadith: So, what's your major?
Steven: Bus/Econ with a minor in math.
Aadith: You mean a minor in blowjobbery?

by m0d May 13, 2005

blowmobile

A person whose primary responsibility in life is to follow around a VIP and provide on-demand blowjobs as well as offering other on-demand orifices for the VIP's meat missile. Often the person is not on a payroll but receives perks, gifts, and enjoys the privilege of being part of the entourage. Achieving the rank of blowmobile to a VIP is often considered the pinnacle rank in skankdom.

How the hell did that woman get courtside playoff seats?! Oh, that's another one of Amar'e Stoudemire's blowmobiles...

by Timmay Woodword August 6, 2010

blowjobber

A person who perform the act of oral sex in exchange of money, goods and other services, using the common idea of supply and demand in our capitalist economy.

"Now Children, beware of Mrs. Hairywinkle, she is a blowjobber!"

by RichKSU December 13, 2008