blowjab

an effective way to fend off rapists.

this can be achieved through confusing a rapist by offering him a blowjob, then delivering some swift blows to the nuts

man: Honey how was your day
woman:not too bad although i almost got raped
man:omfg are you okays
woman:yeah dont worry i fended him off with a blowjab
man:lolz

by captain melon January 21, 2009

blowjay

Another word for blowjob, or giving oral sex. First coined in the movie Superbad.

"I am going to give you the best blowjay."

by fbmkink January 12, 2008

blowjanski

An off beat or sublte synonym for blow job. A term for fellatio commonly used by douchebags.

" I totally got a blowjanski from this broad I met at the bar"

by dgiles January 11, 2009

blowhawk

the act of shooting cum through ones hair resembling a mohawk after receiving a blow job

Jordan gave me a blowhawk because I used a little too much teeth

by Panda103 May 3, 2008

Blowjanglels

This is a slaying term for a whore house

My friend and me were at Blowjanglels last night for 5 hours

by Asian Toad June 23, 2011

blowjab

A punch/jab performed while exhaling from the mouth. Very effective if done properly.

"Yo man did you see that fight yesterday?"

"Yeah bro, that guy knocked the other dude out with one blowjab to the face"

by Lolitsandy April 23, 2010

blowjazzeled

Giving a blowjob with rhinestones in mouth (the kind that are sticky on back). You then assess the "finished" dick and a glowy, sparkled member is gleaming in the light

Mike: "Dawg. Why does is your dick sparkling?"

Doug: "Dude, Michelle blowjazzeled me so shiny"

by G-money. January 18, 2014