Salty Blowhole

Getting blowjob from an old lady with a stoma. After she swallows she covers her mouth and nose and blows the cum out from the hole in her neck.

Last night Todd got a blowie from the stoma lady. She gave him a salty blowhole. He ended up with jizz in his eye.

by Agent Q1Z July 27, 2018

spidomengeetus of the blowhole

Ones excuse to not come into work due to being lethargic.

I will not be coming in today due to my severe case of spidomengeetus of the blowhole.

by Dr. Excuse December 13, 2013

bloghole

Someone that talks, tweets, and acts poorly in a blog. A bloghole follows another blog just to get a "follow back;" then unfollows immediately after the pay out (happens often on Twitter). A bloghole blogs with the intention of becoming popular or "making it big" (do we know anyone that has happened to?). A bloghole comments just to get you to follow them.

"You just blog about your tawdry affairs to get attention ... you are such a bloghole!"

"'Great post. Follow me back @.....' - said by every bloghole known to mankind."

by hchristenas September 11, 2012

Fuck me in the Blowhole

A statement indiciating surprise or acknowledging defeat. Blowhole in this context typically refers to the mouth.

You're dumping me?? Well, fuck me in the blowhole!

by Nick S December 5, 2004

Belgium blowhole

When a guy jizzes in a girls ass in doggstyle position then she has explosive diarrhea covering the guy in shit and jizz

I heard Jake got nailed by a Belgium blowhole last night.

by assybitch August 22, 2019

blowhole

A slang term for the mouth. Usually said when another is being annoying

Shut yer blowhole bitch!, im tryin to eat my chicken!

by Mr.Seaman October 26, 2003

boston blowhole

The act of having water in your mouth and blowing it into your partners penis

Let's go to the taco and have puffer give us a Boston blowhole.

by Poop whore November 14, 2016